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Michael "Speedlemon" Flaherty

@speedlemon.bsky.social

Voice Actor for #Smite, #Crunchyroll & others. Pro-wrestling & esports commentator. 18th at #Metazoo Worlds 2022. @OfLoyaliisms is my waifu. 🍉 NPFO

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Colonel Bogey March (Original)
YouTube video by Kaj Simons Colonel Bogey March (Original)

Donald, has only got one ball
JD, has two but very small
Peter, has something similar
But poor ol Marcos got no balls at all.

youtu.be/QuVYS4uw0as

02.03.2026 07:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some of these people have the media literacy of a Trump supporter. It's mental.

23.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Never met a silent Trump supporter in my life. God I wish they were silent. #MakeFacistsAfraidAgain

23.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You mean his own voterbase? Never met a dumber group of people in my life.

23.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a leftist, I communicate primarily through puns and musical theater references.

23.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ska is making a comeback as well in general. My new favorite Ska Band is from Chicago actually.

23.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It started with Steven Universe and Rebecca Sugar and now we're here...

23.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We have umamusume at home.

23.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh hey I found the dispensary upgrade for my tech tree. #Endfield @akendfield.ufal.my.id. Was waiting for an upgraded plant farm.

23.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

JER is amazing. Gonna see him in Chicago later this year

21.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Worth a shot

07.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For a little context: Brody King, the big guy with all the tattoos, notably wore an "Abolish ICE" t-shirt on a show in Mexico City a few months ago, so the crowd is well aware where he stands

05.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 90    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0

This might be the most controversial thing you've ever said on social media...

02.02.2026 08:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn't know we had a date for season 4 yet. Let's gooo

30.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Wolf of Wall Street but it's Gonzo as Jordan Belfort.

Annabelle, because the muppets interacting with a haunted doll is just a hilarious concept.

23.01.2026 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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*gestures broadly for my fellow white people*

17.01.2026 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our country is being destroyed by some deeply unserious people.

17.01.2026 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna start bringing Nat Geo magazines to protests

17.01.2026 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Always wondered about the origin of your last name. Didn't know you were Palestinian. Neat

17.01.2026 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big fan of 3.

17.01.2026 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop" Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."

The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

15.01.2026 18:39 — 👍 14387    🔁 3841    💬 146    📌 465

Yooo, welcome back to Chitown... We have a sonic the hedgehog cafe now

16.01.2026 06:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too much of a pussy to join the military? Too stupid to be a cop? Join ICE.

15.01.2026 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Schumer and Jefferies need to go as much as ICE does.

15.01.2026 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not the biblically accurate AI Furry

15.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My parents had some family friends who's daughters were friends with the Olsen twins. So I hung out with them at age 5 or 6. Don't remember much but we watched Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers. That show is peak.

30.12.2025 16:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Your stuff rocks man, I believe in you.

30.12.2025 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump continues effort to add his name to things in DC.

#RadioFreeAmerica

27.12.2025 19:22 — 👍 1954    🔁 575    💬 31    📌 20
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29.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Squirrels think I got a treat for them or something.

28.12.2025 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0