Alex

You misspelled corriander

Worst two weeks of my life

Oh and I also hate him, he’s always so smug

He basically won survivor by running a super tight ship and implementing what he called the buddy system which meant no one from his alliance could go off alone in case they spoke to anyone outside their alliance. He’s considered one of the best and most ruthless survivors

Not pictured: steamdeck

Can’t even spell their name right 👀

Just clarifying 👅

That’s why you get someone else to do it for you

Please, you thought the same

Which cheeks? 👀

👀

Merry Christmas!🎄

Acting like you have months to do this and you’re not about to go on a 2 week holiday

I mean it’s gay 101

Could be both 🤷🏻‍♂️ also not to publicly shame him (I will) but Martin’s hatred of musicals has come back to bite him in the ass with the yellow one 👀

Sabrina Carpenter. I very much enjoyed today’s tbh

Got it with one guess left 😮‍💨 purple and yellow were cute

Three different kinds of kindles laid out on a grey sofa

My mum today asked if I wanted a kindle to which I answered no as I prefer physical books and assumed she meant for Christmas. Turns out she was offering one of her three (3) kindles 💀

Screenshot from iPhone photos app showing two f*ggots and labelling it as “People & Pets”

Even my phone loves to drag @finnbarm.bsky.social for being a rat

Welcome back 🫡

Never stopped being real cause my mum didn’t raise a fake quitter

Starting a petition to save your parents’ le creuset

Jail!

Put that on my gravestone

pOp2 arena?

Tacky Christmas pink tree ornament shaped like poppers with the word camp written in gold

Seems appropriate to put this tree ornament that @finnbarm.bsky.social gave me up in honour of Charli tonight

*Locke screen

BYE

Omg just tag me next time

462 computer screens all showing the glastonbury ticket holding page

The most wonderful time of the year (sarcastic)