Derek Martz

MAYBE DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF JUST SCOLDING THEM

I thought this was Trinity K. Bonet.

Just found out Paul Shaffer is straight and I am reeling.

a yellow house with a red roof and a chimney on top ALT: a yellow house with a red roof and a chimney on top

On The X-Files, the credits ended with the mission statement of the whole series: “The truth is out there.” Chris Carter’s next show, Millennium’s was somewhat less inspiring.

Today I learned that Dr. Seuss's first book was called The Pocket Book of Boners.

Hey guys?

If a Daniel Craig movie took one and a half minutes out of its runtime just to dunk on my lack of productivity, I would never show my face in public again.

52nd Street and Storm Front by Billy Joel
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and Magical Mystery Tour by The Beatles

I'm telling y'all, Trapp has got this on lock.

This is the most viral idea so far. It's attention grabbing and people loooove peeling shit.

@samreich.bsky.social May we please have an episode of Make Some Noise with @mikewtrapp.bsky.social?

“You’ve heard from the anti-rape-culture comedian, now hear the other side!” Thanks HBO Max! Good to see that while your name (un)changed, your algorithm is still just as accurate.

Idea: a music festival where 25 artists play the one song of theirs I care about. Also, it’s indoors, air conditioned, and seated.

Watching ER.
“We’ve got a chemical burn incoming.”
“Oh no!” I think.
It’s a young Michael Rappaport.
“Let him die.”

Christine O'Donnell, a politician who is NOT A WITCH, sits before a dark blue background, wearing pearls and a black blazer.

Every time I complete a CAPTCHA, I think of Christine O'Donnell. "I'm not a robot. I'm nothing you've heard."

Let's name songs we don't want anyone to cover. For example, I think "London Calling" only works with Joe Strummer snarling it.

I really need a TV version of Letterboxd. I have so many pithy little bon mots about 27 year old episodes of ER!

Innuendo is everywhere if you just believe ✨

I am worried about Russell T. Davies. I think he might have some very serious undiagnosed brain damage.

@paulscheer.com Great show! The photo op poses at the end are genuinely a genius idea for reducing distractions.

I miss the days when I would watch basically anything just because it was available in HD. 2007ish, when channels had separate HD feeds.

Carol of the Bells is so needlessly intense. “Here are nine cute singalongs and one track from The Omen score.”

Pro tip for reducing your screen time stats on your phone: switch between your phone and a tablet every half an hour.

Irene Pyrite

Hopefully the king’s, so the prince can ascend!

A Christmas Prince A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby Christmas Princess A Christmas Princess Inventing the Christmas Prince My Christmas Prince Christmas With a Prince: Becoming Royal Christmas With a Prince: The Royal Baby Christmas With The Prince Christmas With The Princess A Princess for Christmas A Prince for Christmas Crown Prince of Christmas Unwrapping Christmas: Mia’s Prince A Prince and Pauper Christmas A Royal Christmas A Royal Queens Christmas Royally Wrapped for Christmas A Royal Christmas Match Private Princess Christmas or Royally Yours, This Christmas

I’m on a show! It’s called Down in Front and we do live improvised movie riffing every Friday night on Twitch. This week, we’re watching Christmas With a Prince, not to be confused with the following:

Join us for deep snow and deep hurting!

Twitch.tv/downinfrontlive

So many drag queens named Crystal. What about more useful minerals? Welcome to the stage Kelsey Um!

Steve Zahn looks like every member of the Fellowship of the Ring combined, but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

I saw it in previews in Chicago. I can only imagine how good it is now that it’s polished. It was already quite good as a work in progress. Madeleine’s fall down the stairs was the funniest thing I saw that month.