A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
The inauguration "after party."
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Gotta love the British press.
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Facing east during the sunset
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Why are they so obsessed with me?
13.01.2025 18:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And yet, you did.
17.11.2024 12:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lololol
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Just a cool pic of my 'hood.
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Billionaires are protecting him so that they can turn our government into the fascist state that they totally control!
15.11.2024 16:17 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Hello! Give a kid a job. Give a kid a doorknob!
14.11.2024 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So far The Cabinet seems to be comprised of highly-qualified, ethical individuals. No grifters, no charlatans. Only the best and the brightest.
14.11.2024 22:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok, how does this work?
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