El Gato Negrito: Your Coquito Plug

Gay couple where one is monogamous but the other has an only fans. Like why subject us to that

i wasn’t even old enough to vote the first time

@robertrath.bsky.social might enjoy this one 🤣

Okay so this is how I feel Sex in the City Ended strictly off vibes, and memes on Reddit and Twitter

There are utilities, and then there are UTILITIES

She is gorgeous the prettiest green eyes I hate her for it!🤣

All Puerto Ricans are black/white/Native American like that's the secret seasoning combo. But my mom is very pro black, wore a dashiki in her 20s type shit, all her children are fully half black even though she's very white passing, so calling her white pisses her off more then anything 💀

My mother is a very light skinned Puerto Rican with long black wavy/straight hair, so she could pass as white very easily but if you spend half a second looking at her you know she's not. Anyways she was saying how her Amazon is cheaper for whatever reason and —

It doesn't matter which you are going, into or out of Florida—the state line is a milestone fr lol

"I worry he's talking shit about me in his group chat"

The group chat:

a cartoon character from ed edd n eddy with a big eye ALT: a cartoon character from ed edd n eddy with a big eye

Omg I'm so sorry they won't stop it? You should give me your number so I can call them and tell them to stop it!

This just made follow for sure

I cannot explain how much I hate this man as a veteran, like sooooo soooooooooooo much

It's literally just a fancy better tasting original formula four loko!

Damn it now I look crazy 😭

Damn you right

I just sent this to my white best friend and told him to get Nana to get her people ready

Anything but white freaknik man 😭🫩

Low hanging fruit tbh

Now I know there are words you can say that embody "white freaknik" without ever needing to type those words. So I'm going to start now at 6:58 MST:

•Young Republicans convention
•Alpha Delta Pi macaroni salad and raisin convention
•Maine
•The EU
•Reddit
•Coachella
•Any dating app outside of ATL

Okay I'm off work, let's really get into it:

Stop drinking espresso martinis and do cocaine like an adult

He probably did a lil toot every now and then

How Vulnerable Are Computers to an 80-Year-Old Spy Technique? Congress Wants Answers A pair of US lawmakers are calling for an investigation into how easily spies can steal information based on devices’ electromagnetic and acoustic leaks—a spying trick the NSA once codenamed TEMPEST.

A pair of US lawmakers are calling for an investigation into how easily spies can steal information based on devices’ electromagnetic and acoustic leaks—a spying trick the NSA once codenamed TEMPEST.
www.wired.com/story/how-vu...

Omg he said "ain't no problem"😭

I actually have way too many memes to react to this one for a Wednesday smh leme go back to work

I got to start asking men if they sucked dick in the threesome apparently

Itll weed alotta shit out is all I'm saying

🤭I found it