I'm not sure if my local newspaper delivery person has been trying to hit my car in the driveway or my actual backyard but they are doing a great job at that.
06.11.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@lisatella.bsky.social
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I'm not sure if my local newspaper delivery person has been trying to hit my car in the driveway or my actual backyard but they are doing a great job at that.
06.11.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I reported a comment on Facebook because it contained an image with text on it, and the text prominently featured the N-word. Facebook reviewed my flagging it for hate speech and decided not to remove it. ๐
29.10.2025 21:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Been catching up on last season of Call the Midwife. This show is perfect. Every episode is heart-wrenching. No one talks over one another, ever. Trixieโs wig keep getting worse. In one episode the C plot was โthere are too many turnips.โ Perfect show.
08.08.2025 03:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Featured in the latest Virginia News Reader: How do you get 850 students to improve their attendance? In Norton, itโs all about relationships - By @lisatella.bsky.social for @cardinalnews.org
Read the full article at Cardinal News. โก tinyurl.com/msyupa89
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23.07.2025 19:15 โ ๐ 1852 ๐ 189 ๐ฌ 23 ๐ 22Local daily newspaper that keeps eliminating jobs sent out a notice that my monthly bill is going up $12 a month because of tarriffs. For newsprint for a paper that routinely runs full-page ads for itself to fill space.
30.06.2025 22:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0After being told Iโd never make it in theater with a Philly accent and then being told Iโd never make it in news with a Philly accent I am now thinking a lot about how to bring back my Philly accent without having to spend three months at my momโs house
25.06.2025 21:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Goes to daylong conference that starts at 9, spills coffee on blouse at 9:20
20.05.2025 13:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hold up, Lena Dunham left New York for LONDON? Here I was thinking that essay was about moving to Chattanooga or something (I did not read it)
13.05.2025 14:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0People might think romance is dead but tonight my husband walked me through a VLOOKUP example so I donโt know what theyโre talking about
23.04.2025 03:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I only write about Liberty University once in a blue moon but I feel like more people should be talking about the fact that you can dance there now? Not all the time just at pre-approved events. But like. Dancing is allowed now. Thatโs huge.
09.04.2025 23:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you for reading and sharing my work.
03.04.2025 20:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I refuse to download the Substack app. I have enough apps.
21.03.2025 00:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Here is the closest Iโll probably ever come to a hot take. For four years, I saw a chiropractor no fewer than 2x monthly. (I did two stints in physical therapy during this time as well.) In October, I stopped getting adjusted. And I feelโฆ..a lot better.
20.03.2025 02:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My husband just asked if I picked โGorgonzolaโ to win the NCAA tourney.
19.03.2025 01:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When people ask how Iโm doing this week Iโm going to say that selling my 30-year-old American Girl doll and accessories on eBay is going really well and see where that takes the conversation.
17.03.2025 14:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Went to a new restaurant tonight and one of the owners brought out the oysters we ordered. One of the three they had on the menu was from Canada. โEnjoy them now,โ he told us. โThey went up $8 a pound overnight this week.โ
15.03.2025 01:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโve been to the movies twice in 2025 and both times I scolded someone for talking. This time I was less nice.
15.03.2025 00:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Open letter demanding transparency around VMI superintendentโs contract gathers more than 650ย signatures
The board of visitors voted in late February to allow retired Maj. Gen. Cedric Winsโ contract to expire this summer. Wins is the state-run military school's first Black superintendent.
Who's watching you? The new episode of The Cardinal podcast explores the rising use of Flock cameras and video surveillance in #Virginia. But who is watching and for what purpose? Check it out here: youtu.be/ptFX3gc4ebY?...
12.03.2025 16:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am beefing with two state toll systems in the long aftermath of having my car stolen and part of my evidence is a PDF of a state toll commission website I downloaded and then uploaded with my dispute. Like, Iโll be like that.
12.03.2025 21:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Honestly it probably looks fine in person. But on television it looks like a bad 3-D theme park show
09.03.2025 22:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Who designed the floor for the womenโs Big 12 championship? They need to have their design privileges taken away.
09.03.2025 22:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Amid furor over diversity efforts, VMI board ousts schoolโs first Black superintendent
28.02.2025 18:56 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Birds won the Super Bowl and pitchers and catchers report this week and these two things are really propping me up emotionally right now
10.02.2025 04:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You know daily journalism life is weird when your friend texts you to tell you she is watching a documentary on Dodd-Frank in her free time
30.01.2025 03:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Today I tried to call someone for work from my phone calculator
16.01.2025 03:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Still thinking about that one part in The Six Triple Eight where the ladies are like howwwww are we gonna solve this mail backlog? And one woman we havenโt heard from in the first hour is like โI was a postmaster back homeโ and then we never hear from her again.
15.01.2025 03:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Andy Cohen vs โthe mayor is over thereโ is the New Yearโs Eve drama I turned on CNN for honestly
01.01.2025 05:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I mean if I was legally required to answer emails in a 5-day window I would probably also be concise
10.12.2024 23:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0