Mir Bebber Ali

Charlie from "Two and a Half Men" mastered the art ov handling superficial women, which basically means he understood 90% ov the female population....

‏سب آنکھ کا دھوکہ ھے٬ روانی تو نہیں ھے
دریا میں فقط ریت ھے، پانی تو نہیں ھے

The difference in how male and female friends solve problems is that men tend to say "Let's grab a drink".
While women say "Let's talk".

Marriage is an official bond, but personal bonds are built through friendship and romance.

To become your true self, you must release the version ov you that isn’t you.

If you expect people to be JERKS & ASSHOLES, you’ll never be let down.

Pakistani she-males rub salt in the wounds ov "Surrender Modi" after India's defeat with a hilarious new song.😂🇮🇳🇵🇰
#OperationSindoor #VictorySong

We thrive on each other's pain.
What a dazzling 69!!

It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind.
(Voltaire)

Most things a woman says shouldn't be taken seriously, but when she says I love you, take it seriously. It's never without deep meaning. Hold onto that.

(It is called POSITIVE REPORTING)
In a remarkable demonstration ov aerial precision, India successfully destroyed a Pakistani Chinese-made PL-15 missile using its advanced RAFALE FIGHTER JET. The operation underscores India's air defense capabilities & strategic preparedness.😂😂

Those who love women don't go to brothels.
And those who go to brothels don't love women.

When the praiser praises, the praised has to respond to it.

When someone claims reality is just an illusion, a swift kick to his balls can demonstrate the reality.

To control men, women use sex as a tool.
To control women, men use flattery.

There are two absolute worst times for a man to falter.
1. When he loses his cool.
2. When he loses his erection.

To leave this world in the hands ov your beloved is the sweetest farewell.

A woman's love is so tender and sweet that no man can fully experience its depth through just one woman.

Turkish and Azerbaijani citizens have initiated a large-scale boycott ov Indian tourists and goods, while India is reciprocating by boycotting these countries in return.

China has renamed 27 locations in Indian state Arunachal Pradesh, including 15 mountains, 2 rivers, 4 mountain passes, 1 lake and 5 residential areas.
This development signals shifting regional dynamics and presents new challenges for India.
India is in big trouble....

I admired indian YouTuber Dhruv Rathee for neutrality & honesty, but during the Indo-Pak conflict, those values crumbled under selective truths & misinformation.
Neutrality isn’t twisting facts. It’s standing firm, regardless ov flags. If credibility is the currency ov discourse, you are bankrupted.

Women shed tears for emotional catharsis, whereas men seek sex for the same purpose.

No matter wherever I go, I feel at home.
My prison travels with me.

‏یہ کس مقام پہ سُوجھی تجھے بچھڑنے کی
کہ اب تو جا کے کہیں دن سنورنے والے تھے

It is dangerous to be right when the established authority is wrong.

It is said that the present is pregnant with future.