Panel 1: The Persian army stands before the Spartans at the famous pass of the Battle of Thermopylae, which is the basis of the movie 300. One of the Persian soldiers steps forward and points at King Leonidas, saying "OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN." Panel 2: Leonidas, looking stern and cool with some hard shading, begins to reply "THEN W--" Panel 3: Shen, also in a Spartan cape, puts his hand on Leonidas's shoulder, interrupting him, saying "Bro... Bro put me in front, I have played SO MUCH Touhou." Panel 4: Shen is dodging arrows falling from the sky so fast that he is leaving afterimages. Around him are a few dead Spartans who could not dodge arrows as fast.

Picture of 5 Mazda MX-5 Miata sports cars, with a glass of chocolate milk in front. Text: Miata gang offers you choccy milk, They shall return next Wednesday

Car: "Depress clutch to start."

Me to clutch: "The planet is being ruined by billionaire sociopaths, everyone's house is grey, the internet was a terrible mistake and I can't stop thinking about all the stuff I put in bins in the 1990s that I should have recycled. Also I think I've broken my toe."

Toda mídia que “computa” naturalmente pessoas mortas como ”bandido” está rechaçando o devido processo legal e normalizando a execução como política de estado. Para não falar da desumanização das pessoas que vivem nestes territórios. O “jornalismo” no Brasil é parte integrante da barbárie de hoje.

"É de doer ouvir que a esquerda protege bandido. Nós protegemos as famílias decentes que vão limpar as casas dos senhores, que cuidam dos seus cachorros. E moram lá porque não podem morar nos palácios. Se tem uma pessoa que não é inocente no Rio de Janeiro, é o governador", disse Benedita da Silva

Drawing of Claire Saffitz from the Test Kitchen days

POV of inside a stove, with a tray of gourmet twinkies and Claire looking in inside with her hands on stove glass. Gloves in her hands dont match color, one is purple and the other is yellow.

View from top of Claire and Brad. Brad is laughing cause she let the twinkies burn in the background

Brad eating a burnt twinkie laughing and saying "WOW! These are still really good, Claire". Claire is shocked

Tenho mais uns que fiz na época do Test Kitchen! fjklsjdfsdklf

primeiro país de quinto mundo

Não esperava ver uma Frieren na plateia do #ProgramaSilvioSantos

what if a game had no art, only graphics

A black Mercedes-Benz 600 Grosser per Car and Driver

A dark navy Volkswagen Phaeton W12 on NewCarNet

Comparison test idea: the original Phaeton vs the 600 Grosser.
It just occured to me the Phaeton is the only modern car I can think of that comes close. #weirdcarBS

Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind

o xuiter não me deixa logar mais, deve ser um sinal divino

AI still can’t do this

People will have fresh fruit and coffee in winter for breakfast, wash with soap, dress in clean cotton & linen, live in warm houses with clean water, eat meat every day, have access to sugar and painkillers whenever they want & STILL think "Nah. I would have been better off in the 14th century..."

Lembrei dessa imagem hoje de novo

Ok Friends, that's enough with nostalgia. Stop it.
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🔥 Said no one ever 🔥

se tu achar um emprego por aí traz pra mim

Ainda não faço ideia do que significa churrascamento mas acho que o mistério é melhor do que saber

lol

SUBARU IMPREZA WRX sti Applied C

KAMEN☆AMERICA's Motorcycle

1987 NISSAN MAXIMA

KAWASAKI Ninja400

#皆さんの作品の上からの俯瞰で魅せて下さい
Collected illustrations drawn from a bird’s-eye view.
Commission for @sorithespooky.bsky.social @kamenamerica.bsky.social @juniemint.bsky.social

Dá pra saber quais estados são dominados pelo PCC ou pelo CV simplesmente pelo mapa de intoxicação

Pprt esse eh mt bom

que porra é um supino vertical

Genuinely incredible branding this was

pra quem acha que os estados unidos nunca fez nada pra combater tiroteios e outras mortes por arma de fogo, lembrem-se que eles substituíram o emoji de arma por esse 🔫. graças a deus né

wikipedia photo captioned "a perfect example of a normal grey cockatiel"

oh to be perfect and normal in an unexplained black void