Ronke Chalmers

Better off away. If anything, it's worse than before.

PS: Your postie knows exactly where that L.H parcel is from.

Every time .... every time I try again with Twitter - I have to leave before I'm overcome by the stench from that cesspit.

It is shocking. But all true. Although best to wait for the updated paperback.

Have you read Entitled yet? It's a real blood-pressure raiser.

And here he is. With his favourite toy: a pink plastic pig that he can't chew through.

Been there, done that - after staring at my laptop for an hour.

I never got the point of dogs. Never had one as a child.

Then Frankie came home with us from a shelter nearly 2 years ago.
We got him home, he ran round the garden, did a 💩, then ran into the conservatory for a cuddle. And that was it - we have been His Pack ever since.

#forgotten80s requests
@matthewjrudd.bsky.social

Champaign - How Bout Us
Squeeze - Another Nail in My Heart
Sonia - Listen To Your Heart
Taffy - I Love My Radio
Curiosity - Misfit

#forgotten80s

I'm sure the good Lord won't mind if you break Lent this time.

Very nice, but Touchy turns up all the time on the #forgotten80s Premium station

After 39 years I can recall the words to No More The Fool.
My PIN number? Nope.

#forgotten80s

FLASH YA TARTAN!

#forgotten80s

Ooh - excellent first Nobody's Diary entry. 👏🏼👏🏼

#forgotten80s

Glad you stuck around! #forgotten80s

Can't hear latter Mel & Kim singles without thinking about how sick Mel was by this stage.
#forgotten80s

That is quite the jump from the Jam to Mel & Kim. #forgotten80s

Evening!

#forgotten80s

Google 'cabin crew' and 'hotel kettles'

Youngest Child Syndrome.

Yes. My way

I have been shouting from the rooftops about this disgusting habit.
And this is why I always sterelise hotel kettles with Milton tablets.

Baker Street

Which overplayed songs have you grown to love (eventually)

I'll go with Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty

open.spotify.com/track/3V07f7...

This'll be GOOD

All in one lifetime: From 'second in line to the throne' to 'A Norfolk man in his 60s has been arrested'.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office It comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with Jeffrey Epstein.

Never thought I'd see the day.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

Situation

Tom Jones covers Yazoo.
Works.

open.spotify.com/track/3NqfZP...

A New Year resolution I have stuck to: Making it my business to listen to my Spotify Discover Weekly playlist to expand my musical boundaries in a non-threatening way.

At long last, Bluesky has a draft post feature.

Happy birthday, Mark!