No lo sé Rick

🫂

Si es amix

You were so good in that role, well…you’re great in everything I’ve seen of yours. Regardless, you’re completely right about Zohran Mamdani 😪

After Midnight Mass came out, I remember reading comments online from folk saying the Sheriff was playing the victim card, or that Islamophobia isn’t a thing anymore etc…

And then Zohran Mamdani enters the chat in 2025 and is greeted with abhorrent Islamophobia & 9/11 jibes.

Well well well…

The infinite sadness

Te extraño pero jamás te lo voy a decir

Gracias

Police are impressed that, “He kept making all the stops,” and news outlets referred to a similar situation in a Seinfeld episode.

4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*

Big and Little Spoons

xkcd.com/3166/

Otra sesión extendida de RE

Hay días como hoy que se me junta todo y hago esfuerzos máximos para no romperme. Pensar a la vez en el novio que te dejó, en el hermano que se fue, en el otro hermano que decidiste correr para siempre de tu vida, en estar casi solo en el negocio, en vivir solo, en tu perro muerto…es demasiado

En diciembre lo haré

Shameless Self-Promotion AKA The Art of Asking (Badly)

This is a piece about how I want people to come see me perform but also about how I’m bad at asking people to come see me perform.

Also: ponies!

Soñé con mi ex 😪 no apruebo

Mi ex era súper calientito , habría sido buenísimo para estas noches tan frías

Si :(

🫂

JAJAJAJAJAJA this is hilarious 😂

Daaaamn 🥵

Mario & Jameson x Hooligan1o1

Te apoyo enormemente , síguele 🫂💚

So do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant sack? / S08E17 The English Patient

Qué bonito pito

amo

A screenshot from Fire Emblem. The text reads "We need disguises. Perfect!"

They'll never see them coming

Team frío 💙
Team pene 🔄

Encuerándome un poquito

Buon giorno

Aguanta mi buen, ahora que nos veamos nos echamos unos alcoholitos para que se te olvide