court eunuch

give me a couple months and i'll have a bunch of spider plants for you, and maybe some succulentlings. succulents r also hard to kill if you don't overwater them

if you're getting into plants talk to meeee and talk to jj we love it. we've killed soooo many plants in order to become good at not killing plants

"Lambda Finalist Alexandra Stronach" has a nice ring to it nē?

whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao

Maybe 10 years ago: Technology is great and makes my life easier in many ways
Now (holding a big caveman club): We must destroy machine

Post from Ian Dunt which reads: "Fucking hell the standard of the debate on that asylum hotel protest is appalling. Broadcasters and politicians bending over backwards to defend and justify the actions of the protestors. Not even a hint of the bravery required to stand up or challenge far-right ideas."

How on earth did we get to this point, Ian

lrt i like the implication that osbourne isn't going to hell for all the cats he admitted to shooting

Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon

Earbud fell in my salad #EarbudFellInMySalad

when MEN (Alex Garland, 2022) was in theaters I would stop by to look at the poster and shake my head at it - specifically at the concept of men - and if someone walked by without approving of my shaking my head I would point to my head shaking so they knew what I was all about.

Me: fuck. we missed the last train home, we’ll have to get an uber.

My friend Isambard who is a Victorian civil engineer: 🤔 perhaps we could pay a gaggle of Irishmen to dig us a tunnel home

Painting featuring three young Indian women, sitting facing left in different coloured saris

Three girls (1932)
by Amrita Sher-Gil #womensart

wells apples, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1897

wells apples, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1897

a medieval drawing of a seated man with two men each with the handle of a two handed saw, sawing into his head. caption is me

ah, that late sunday feeling

I think my 43 year old friend Chris who still lives in his amniotic sac has written a bucket list with one item on it but I can’t see what it says because the amniotic fluid is too cloudy

There was a time when you could describe Gaza as an "open-air prison," and people would scoff at the ludicrous hyperbole, and now we're at "Gaza is an open-air death camp" and that's just ... true.

i just took a shit so disgusting i briefly considered notifying my landlord

Watercolor abstract maw form

Watercolor stuff

where r all the funny people on this site

When Ariana Grande licked a donut and said "I hate America"..... (talking like a pirate for no reason) I felt that in me bones, i did. (forgetting the noise that pirates make) Rawrrr