Buy buy buy
09.03.2026 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Buy buy buy
09.03.2026 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s been +5 years of enduring being the “dump corner” and I’m done. I’m not living this life in 2026 - try me!
08.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not me being the grouchy neighbor confronting and threatening to report people for illegally dumping their trash on my corner 🙃
08.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Leg day complete ✅
08.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those bulgarian split squats’ll getcha 💦
07.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gay guys who are religious really did not understand the assignment
07.03.2026 08:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don’t defend Hillary Clinton in my mentions I’ve had 2 lemon drop martinis
07.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 1067 🔁 36 💬 26 📌 2Not sure what it would take to get residency and thus a visa to work remotely throughout Europe but it might be a great in.
05.03.2026 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My company is creating a new role to have someone from socal relocate temporarily to work with our offices abroad. Although I’d much rather be in mediterranean climate, the proximity to everything seems like a huge plus.
05.03.2026 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Has anyone lived in Poland before? Krakow or Warsaw in particular? Want to see what it might be like being gay in either city. I’m leaning towards Warsaw since it is bigger albeit a bit more expensive.
05.03.2026 17:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0The TL is now 100% Pokémon today
27.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Leftists and socialists defending newsom are why we need to just call ourselves Marxists or communists
24.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 1039 🔁 107 💬 40 📌 6Tfw people call themselves engineers but then ask you “what’s a pe?”
25.02.2026 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Made it ✅
24.02.2026 06:14 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0King
24.02.2026 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So tired from spending the whole day getting a restraining order against my crazy neighbor after he wigged out over the weekend… mustering as much strength as I can to get my ass off this couch to hit the gym still despite not having eaten enough
24.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1The happiest trail
24.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m sorry please correct me if I’m insane and wrong…
but is this newsom saying he “fell prey” to not being “culturally normal” because he was supportive of same sex marriage?
At the courthouse on the grid fishing for lawyers 🎣
23.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can sleep when his dick is in my ass. Gotta have priorities hello
23.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 04 hours of sleep but gonna rinse out cause bf is flying into town in an hour
23.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Holy hell batman get in my batcave
23.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Present it
23.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll get the lube
23.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time to suds up 🧼
23.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store
22.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 7976 🔁 1193 💬 190 📌 199Maybe ginger rice will be bomb.com will report back
23.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The whole time I was like wow I love having Vietnamese neighbors that stir fry smells phenomenal totally oblivious
23.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When the minced garlic is actually minced ginger but you already put rice in the water 🤷
23.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And you’ll never leave 🪄
23.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
