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𝖱𝖤𝖩𝖮𝖨𝖢𝖤! 𝖥𝖮𝖱 𝖨, 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖦𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖳 𝖯𝖠𝖯𝖸𝖱𝖴𝖲, 𝖧𝖠𝖵𝖤 𝖥𝖮𝖱𝖦𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖱𝖮𝖬𝖠𝖭𝖢𝖤

𝖨𝖭 𝖮𝖱𝖣𝖤𝖱 𝖳𝖮 𝖡𝖫𝖤𝖲𝖲 𝖤𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖸𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖨𝖭 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖶𝖮𝖱𝖫𝖣 𝖶𝖨𝖳𝖧 𝖬𝖸 𝖯𝖫𝖠𝖳𝖮𝖭𝖨𝖢 𝖫𝖮𝖵𝖤!

𝖸𝖤𝖲, 𝖸𝖤𝖲! 𝖨 𝖪𝖭𝖮𝖶! 𝖣𝖮𝖭’𝖳 𝖡𝖤 𝖮𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖶𝖧𝖤𝖫𝖬𝖤𝖣! 𝖬𝖸 𝖲𝖤𝖫𝖥𝖫𝖤𝖲𝖲𝖭𝖤𝖲𝖲 𝖨𝖲 𝖳𝖱𝖴𝖫𝖸 𝖲𝖯𝖤𝖢𝖳𝖠𝖢𝖴𝖫𝖠𝖱!
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DIG IN, YOUR HIGHNESS!

THIS DISH IS FOR EVERY FINE PASTA APPRECIATOR TO ENJOY!

not spaghetti?

sure it is. my bro’s special recipe.

JUST A MOMENT, YOUR MAJESTY! IT’S ALMOST FINISHED!

[The noodles begin to bend, becoming softer as the heat liquifies its molecular bonds. The noodles melted into the rancid tomato jelly and become a solid mass of jiggling plant matter.]

NOW IT IS COMPLETE! MY MASTERPIECE!

❤️ this for a puzzle made just for you by the Great Papyrus himself!

If you’re a human that is. If you’re a non-human, he’ll have a nice conversation with you and let you pass.

[He begins to insert uncooked spaghetti noodles into the sauce. It looks like a melting porcupine thanks to the stiff noodles poking out at all angles.]

[He begins massaging the flaming tomatoes into a paste. A blackened paste that congeals like gelatin.]

THIS IS A FAMILY RECIPE!

I GO BY MANY TITLES, YOUR LORDSHIP!

ALLOW ME TO PROVIDE MY CREDENTIALS BY DOING WHAT I DO BEST!

[He begins cooking. Somehow, the tomatoes have caught fire despite not touching the pan yet.]

SO YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME?

MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS.

THE MAN WHO MAKES DELICIOUS MEALS FOR HIS FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCE!

THAT’S HORRIBLE.

BOTH THE PUN AND YOUR CONDITION.

QUICKLY! GO FIND IT! WE HAVE TO LOOK PRESENTABLE FOR WHEN SOMEONE ARRIVES AT THIS PUZZLE!

I WON’T HAVE PEOPLE SAYING THAT WE’RE BUTTLESS WHEN IT COUNTS!

I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS MOMENT MY ENTIRE LIFE!

SANS, FETCH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

UGH.

SANS!!!

YOU’D BETTER NOT GET YOUR BONY BUTT-FLAKES ALL OVER MY NEW PUZZLE!!!

i'll make a better one later.
#utrp | #mvrp

a picture of a cat with a caption that says i hired this cat to stare at you Alt: this is what mad mew mew looks like when she stares at you. ♡

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…I GOT TO RELAX FOR EXACTLY SIXTEEN MINUTES.

ME TOO!

WHO’S THAT?

❝ 𝗔𝘀 𝗮 𝐌𝐀𝐍… 𝗜’𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻! ❞

#LIVEALIVERP | #LALRP | #MVRP

THE ONE TIME HE DECIDES TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!

SANS SAID HE’S MAKING AN ACCOUNT TONIGHT.

I’M GOING TO ENJOY THESE PUN-FREE MOMENTS WHILE I STILL CAN.

I JUST LEARNED THAT MILK CAME FROM MAGIC ELECTRICTY MADE BY THE CORE.

SEVERAL UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS HAVE NOW BEEN EVADED!

Art: Khyleri

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DOKI-DOKI.

#ddlcrp + #mvrp

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…WAIT.

WE DIDN’T HAVE ANY CATTLE FARMS IN THE UNDERGROUND.

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦?

//am i that guy or am i that guy thats right they call me mr convincer oh ya swag baby

WOW! IS DRINKING REALLY THAT BAD?

I DRINK ALL THE TIME! I BUY A LOT OF MILK! AND WATER!