Sterling Archer

"I did your same job better when I had Amnesia! So don't take your terrible naming skills out on me, Jon Hamm-Fisted"

"Hm. You know- one time I had amnesia, and during that time I ran a burger joint of my own."

"And I gotta tell you. Better Be-Cheese it? Terrible. What you should have gone with- is Don't Stop Be-Cheesing"

Name: Kurapika Kurta

Age: 19

Ethnicity: Native/Indigenous "From the Kurta Clan"

"Kurapika is the last living member of the Kurta Clan and is seeking revenge against the Phantom Troupe on his mission to recover the stolen scarlet eyes of his clan"

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"Oh huh... I guess that's fine. I brought my own Whiskey anyways. I'll just add it to whatever horrible concoction you're bringing me"

"Can I assume this burger will come with a drink? Preferably... Hm. My tongue tells me scotch but my brain tells me Brandy."

"Just pour both into a pitcher glass."

Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀

Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍

Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄

𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️

"Woah, you sound, just like me. You'd be able to pass as me if you had, my dashing good looks"

"Why is it called BlueSky anyways? Everything is... What color even is this? Black Pearl? Well that's just... That's just really really dumb"

I Love My Family. I Am Bob Belcher.

"Sorry I Tried To Spit Roast Your Mom"

Sterling Archer Has Arrived To BlueSky Parody RP