Lauren Rose 🌹

ummmmmm

No less than the very specific number of $467,000, btw 😩😂

25 v 37 ❤️

Last night I dreamed a bunch of members at a golf club made a “charity” anyone was welcome to join where they put out BRICKS of cash for everyone to find (like an adult Easter egg hunt) and I got hundreds of thousands

When a potential date asks me about FUN STUFF for a date and my favorite flowers…🥰🥹

And yes I knew she kept mentioning her pancakes, but I just thought she was self-deprecating 😂

I’m soooo slow omg.

It took me this long to realize Amaya was a waitress and not a nurse lmaoooooo (don’t judge me)

What scary movies should I watch at home during the rain?

That massager gun hurts soooo good

#DontBeNasty

If what you do, recreationally, is impacting your finances and IM who you reach out to…time for rehab babe

The man I dated for almost a decade would’ve never asked for money, LET ALONE $500 are you kidding me?

How do I close or limit this giving spirit off?

Bout to turn my read receipts on just so this person knows I’m ignoring them

We only have so many resources!

Use your butt!!

In this economy…yall folks with multiples gotta chill out lmao

Lmao

Thank you, sweetie!

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We were able to work it out, in the long run

……..seriously?!

#ThisIs37

Thank you, babycakes!!

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The tattoo artist told me if I ever need a touch-up, he’ll do it for free, even though it’s normally $50 minimum

My constellation tattoo came out so adorable 🥹 #HappyBirthdayToMe

"go look at the moon" people are my favorite kind of people

$LoLoRose8810 for the birthday girl 🎉

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Not she’s pulsating, a little

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Bruh.

I farted myself awake around this man (years ago) and we’re still in contact.

He claimed it must not have stank. I know my poots back then!

Just admit you still like me

They couldn’t handle me

I feel like if I walk through a room, people will be smelling me like cartoon people sniffing pie

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Mind you, I’m not an influencer (……yet) so this is just me talking after treating myself.

Buy for you, buy for her, buy for them!