michi

Two tweets from David Lynch. One saying "This weekend I'm going to try to find out of I'm connected to the moon" followed by one 3 days later saying "I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon"

us @ the moon tonight

i'm glad he's dead

now i want to re-read romance of the three kingdoms.
i have to finish water margin first, tho

lol

I'm certainly much happier now than 10 years ago

I love my 30s tbh

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

ew AI

?

PANEL 1: A GREEN GUY is trapped under a big rock. A BLUE GUY is walking by. GREEN: Hey, a little help? BLUE: Crushed under the big rock, are we? PANEL 2: The BLUE GUY, bending down. BLUE GUY: And you're SURPRISED? GREEN: Not particularly, no! I'm just kind of in horrible pain– PANEL 3: The BLUE GUY, standing up and gesticulating. BLUE: I KNEW that people can be crushed by rocks. For YEARS actually. GREEN: What do you want, a medal? PANEL 4: The BLUE GUY is nailed by a big rock. BLUE: Yeah, that'd be a good start–hrk!

and you're surprised | patreon.com/lubchansky

"he was only 30 you sick fuck"

are you stupid

did it hurt when you fell on your ass aha idiot

it’s so beautiful to be alive

maybe ill just leave social media altogether

The Sora AI disinfo nightmare is here

For more like this:
tiktok.com/@drewharwell
instagram.com/bydrewharwell

goddamn this CEO sucks ass huh

I will log off forever before I sign on to Mastadon

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

maybe i should just go back to forums posting instead

@junlper.beer

MAMMALS/DEER.GIF

California license plate with text "GAY".

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

me

I can’t stand that jay lady if I’m being honest, like girl wtf is wrong with you

then your ToS sucks ass

horrid take