Kit Wren

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

i'm not calling a grown man "markwayne"

those guys love deadnaming, so his name is now mark mullin. five year child name having ass dude.

Markwayne Mullin | MMA Fighter Page | Tapology Markwayne Mullin (3-0-0) is a Pro MMA Fighter out of Westville, Oklahoma. View complete Tapology profile, bio, rankings, photos, news and record.

i haven't watched ufc since my buddy who liked ufc more than me lapsed himself. but if all your wins were by decision then you were empty calorie garbage. grab a limb, numbnuts. www.tapology.com/fightcenter/...

unfortunately that's a different guy. markwayne was 3-0. but it's not very impressive, all by decision and two fights against the same tomato can who was 1-11.

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i date the start of the attitude era to the use of mad dog vachon's prosthetic leg as a weapon in a month or two

neither he nor the other guy hit 50% so it's a runoff against a guy famous for being a guntuber

always kneeled down for the lord but how many times did you kneel down in victory formation?

Week Five, October 9, 2011 Kit Wren published a post on Ko-fi

With all its parallels to later developments in American political life, Tebowmania is one of those rare instances of history choosing to be farce first and tragedy second. ko-fi.com/post/Week-Fi...

you're gonna tell me about the cross when you couldn't throw a crosser. i don't think so.

tim tebow spent all his time with the dream of the rood when he should have been with his team, learning the route

Week Six: October 18, 1976 Kit Wren published a post on Ko-fi

Lou Holtz' Jets year was one of the worst years ever for the Jets. Think about the weight of that statement. He tried to make Joe Namath run the veer. He wrote the Jets a fight song. ko-fi.com/post/Week-Si...

Why does everything go out of its way to suck now?

FRIEND: Don't get her to do it, get me to do it, I'll be way meaner
KIT: it's not about meanness, it's about credibility.

stop saying you feel a mystical connection to me. no you don't. that's not true.

i need my ex to give a Scared Straight lecture to the weird people in the scene who are displaying inappropriate crushes on me.

Papa was an oil guy. Dad was the first in his family to get thru high school, the PhD was just him being an asshole.

Granddad was a judge, the first judge in Texas to have a black bailiff, and to preside over a jury with a black foreperson. The nepo baby allegations would sink me in the primary.

A shelf lined with yellow bottles of SpongeBob SquarePants themed party drunks, stylized after champagne or sparkling grape juice

WE FINNA GET CRUNK OFF DAT BOB 🍾

I like Bruce as a pundit almost as much as I hated him as a player

pablo neruda would be proud

no one gets it right, we're all supposed to try

“Come and take it” flag with a superimposed Dunkin iced coffee

I didn't expect the "then they came for..." to hit me QUITE so specifically, but lesson learned.

So, the upset in a fort worth state district that got people on here riled up was predicated on a really nasty runoff that left republicans with hurt feelings all around. box ticked.

Online, this was an extremely petty and mean-spirited campaign. Crockett was goaded into running by Rs, jumped in too late, and ran half a campaign. Among actual Texas voters, I don't think this is likely to leave any lasting scars.

the legacy of Kinky Friedman lives on

The approximate cause of death for Anne Frank was the Nazis. The specific cause of death was the outbreak of Typhus at Bergen-Belsen camp, which overtook her (and others) from chronic malnutrition and medical abuse. These conditions are not, in character, unlike our system of immigration camps today

Lmao. Jeb told a joke and waited fourteen years for the punchline.

"Im gonna Unleash Chiang" is what hw would say as a joke if he fell behind in his badminton game, making fun of the war hawks who overestimated their own stregnth. And now they're saying it straight. This is what happens when you think context is gay.

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