sbeve

what's better than a penis?

a billion million gazillion dollars and a penis

You know what? Fuck you

*externalizes your validation*

ew

Gonna shit my pants about this

stayed up and played outlast trials with my friend 👍

it's real smegma hours

I'm sorry.... i lied about the bug. there was no bug to begin with

throw eggs at deer o' clock

what are you gobbling on? penis? are you gobbling on penis? are you gobbling penis? penis?

subversion of expectations

mystery object

this is a living creature to me. this is life to me. this is art to me. this is erotic to me. this is inspiring to me. this is vulgar to me.

"uhh yeah lemme get a uhhh rum and coke"
"...sir this is a wingstop, hashtag cringe"

this has been my skit titled "guy trying to order a rum and coke at wingstop" please oh please send this to any comedy channel executives you find please oh please harass them until i get all that's rightfully mine

penis with a side of poop maybe?

who up playing with they spooky worm

i found a scary bug

the mcdonalds scary burger. is this anything?

the mcdonals murder burger

me: punched a stink bug outta the air random person: All creatures deserve kindness, even if they’re annoying. This sucks to read.

this website rocks

the mcdonalds fuck meal

pingas = penis

my phd

rocked an asparagus piss in the shower

nature is amazing

MONEY ALWAYS TALKS TO THE IDIOT SAVANTS (lmao idkhow lyrics)

i could help, but you'd have to want to.

could you?

i wholeheartedly love you.

i met an interdimensional alien rhat told me that everythi n g actually goes in the square hole

it's not meant to be easy

extremism love

hey, quick question. what the fuck is wrong with you?