Joel Glover (he/him)

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If you're in the mood for something creepy and weird in the run up to Halloween, I thought this story was excellent

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@bourbonpenn.bsky.social

⚒️ Nordstoem’s Smiling Teeth by Joel Glover

⚒️ Nordstoem’s Smiling Teeth https://foofaraw.press/nordstoems-smiling-teeth/

My supposedly broken autistic kids are developing into very handy cricket players, participate in all sorts of activities at school, and give good hugs.

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Cash rec won't balance

An old Warhammer space marine for sale

I'm sure someone here might be interested in this:

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#oldhammer #ultramarines

In @thetimes.com letters page today

YouTube video by Joel Glover Introducing "The Path of Pain and Ruin"

Here's me introducing the book:

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YouTube video by Joel Glover The Cheese Thief - Chapter One - On Naming Cats

If you don't know, I write kids books too

I sometimes even read them out loud check out one here:

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If you like it, maybe signal boost it for me?

Also worth saying that reviews are definitely the way books spread

When I got a nice review in @grimdarkmagazine.bsky.social my sales and page reads took a noticeable step up
The review also inspired me to write a sequel as well as giving my confidence a huge boost

mybook.to/Fireandglory

The cover of the novel "the path of pain and ruin" but Joel Glover, a skull dipped in blood and bronze The book has 50 reviews and an average of 4.5 stars on Amazon

Taking a moment to relish the fact that I, an indie self published author with the marketing chops of a can of mackerel, have nevertheless hit 50 reviews/ratings on Amazon for the first of my herd of books

mybook.to/PainAndRuin

Across A Trackless Plain: Side Quests in the Nine Realms of Reality Amazon.com: Across A Trackless Plain: Side Quests in the Nine Realms of Reality eBook : Glover, Joel: Books

Across A Trackless Plain
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FREE THIS WEEK

"The cloak was feathers, down lining so soft it made a mother’s kiss feel rough, shrouded in flight feathers as sharp as sword blades..."

#free #kdp #kindleunlimited #indie #swordsandsorcery #fantasy

The cover of the book Across A Trackless Plain, an axe and blood stained parchment

If you're a fantasy fan looking for a new universe to explore "Across A Trackless Plain" is a collection of side quest stories I have written which will be free all week on Amazon

It has monsters, motherhood, mercenaries, carnivores, and much more

mybook.to/AATP

What condiment would you partner with to promo your book?

What condiment would you partner with to promo your book?

Launch day!

mybook.to/9Gates

Enter the Nine Realms where magic seeps in through the cracks in reality, and where the brave battle the damned.

Swords and Sorcery, low fantasy, dying earth, epic... Call it what you will, just go and buy it!

Oh shit, are we trying to accomplish something of worth? I'm mostly just pouring my angst and spicy brain goo into the word processor in the eternal search for validation!

This book was a joy to write for me. The characters clawed their way out of my subconscious and took over the plot, fighting demons literal and figurative.

If you like a dark/low fantasy, stuffed with monsters, family drama, heartbreak & weird jokes, this is for you!

mybook.to/Inspiration

This month I cracked 10,000 KENP for the year

I'm hoping that the release coming in October boosts this!

This is phenomenal, absolutely terrific.
Emma is on a run of form right now that makes her a must read.

Made it to the cover of one of the novellas...

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I think it would be fair to say that the combination of themes, imagery, and language makes it very much not a kids book

Other than the presence of Fluffy

...
Maybe?

The Gates of Inspiration: A Swords and Sorcery Novel (Nine Realms of Reality Book 4) The Gates of Inspiration: A Swords and Sorcery Novel (Nine Realms of Reality Book 4) - Kindle edition by Glover, Joel. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Gates of Inspiration: A Swords and Sorcery Novel (Nine Realms of Reality Book 4).

Coming on October 1st, available for pre-order now

Undead dinosaurs, sapphic heartbreak, bounty hunters, necromancers, and demons

mybook.to/9Gates

Late call for ARC readers:

Unreliable wizards, undead dinosaurs, love lorn witches, demons and druids collide in a swords and sorcery novel.

Book releases 1 October, prereading starts now!

Today I went through 100 books sold this year!

I know this is small beer in the grand scheme of things, but it feels like a milestone!

Americans are reading fewer books for less time. People want to know why According to a Gallup survey from 2022, Americans are reading fewer books per year than ever before. And the time that people spend reading has dropped over the years, too.

www.npr.org/2025/02/20/n...

Federal Data on Reading for Pleasure: All Signs Show a Slump We're taking a deep dive into the latest SPPA data on reading for pleasure.

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Every week I try and write a poem about current affairs. This week I wrote two, this is one of them!