Joel Glover (he/him)

I definitely think you should wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice.

googled diagrams of the arrangement of human teeth and Dromberg Stone circle. Side by side they reveal similarities too spooky to set aside. (they're a small resemblance, enough here for a creepy episode of Doctor Who)

Something @regretteruane.bsky.social said made me do a quick image search , and yes, there's a clear* correlation between the arrangement of human teeth and prehistoric stone circles (we even cap both stones and teeth). We need to start thinking of stone circles as ancient mouths.

•I'm being silly

I've been told that projecting confidence helps sell books, but unfortunately I have the personality of a bowl of raw cocaine, and it doesn't seem true. I'm very sad, buy my books.

The author of where the crawdads sing was interested in my projects this morning. I can pass her your way?

I've got a few pieces out there in the wild that I'm pretty pleased with though

I counted the coup of my AAN acceptance in last year's accomplishments so it felt like double dipping!

Of course, I'd forgotten I've actually had four poems accepted for publication this year!

It would be fair to say at the midpoint in the year that I'm more than a little off track.
Screenplays got paused, though one is being repurposed into a novella
MG is stalled
No new publications lined up
But
I did complete one project unexpectedly though!

Review: The Path of Fire and Glory If all metal music became a story, it would be Joel Glover’s THE PATH OF FIRE AND GLORY. I couldn’t get DragonForce’s “Through the Fire and Flames” out of my head while reading this. Glover's novella definitely lives up to its grimdark promise, containing countless descriptions of brutal and flashy gore. I picked up the ARC for this book without having read THE PATH OF PAIN AND RUIN and PATH TO EMPIRES’ END.

Review: The Path of Fire and Glory

If all metal music became a story, it would be Joel Glover’s THE PATH OF FIRE AND GLORY. I couldn’t get DragonForce’s “Through the Fire and Flames” out of my head while reading this. Glover's novella definitely lives up to its grimdark promise, containing…

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If you like a poem, I've got work coming out in this fun anthology:

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Release day for my latest novella, the concluding piece to "The Gods' Paths"

The Last General goes to war once more, putting divine power against dark gods.

mybook.to/Fireandglory

@havenspec.bsky.social - struggling with acoloyte... can someone ping me so I can share my latest thing with you?

anti-TERF climate dystopia (anyone who wants to like this so that it gets some traction please do!)

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Lesbians in Space: Where No Man Has Gone Before

Lesbians in Space: Where No Man Has Gone Before is now officially released! Get a copy from the store of your choosing!
Ebooks are officially available through 'zon and KU, but contact the publisher (me) about other methods.
#sapphic #sciencefiction
www.spacewizardsciencefantasy.com/book/lesbian...

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Come find out how my crazy mind works!

Rep. Laurel Libby, R-Auburn, recently used my second-place finish in the 1,600-meter run, and that of my teammate in the 800-meter run, to malign Soren Stark-Chessa, the trans-identified athlete who finished first. One of the reasons I chose to run cross-country and track is the community: Teammates cheering each other on, athletes from different schools coming together, and the fact that personal improvement is valued as much as, if not more than, the place we finish. Last Friday, I ran the fastest 1,600-meter race I have ever run in middle school or high school track and earned varsity status by my school’s standards. I am extremely proud of the effort I put into the race and the time that I achieved. The fact that someone else finished in front of me didn’t diminish the happiness I felt after finishing that race. I don’t feel like first place was taken from me. Instead, I feel like a happy day was turned ugly by a bully who is using children to make political points. We are all just kids trying to make our way through high school. Participating in sports is the highlight of high school for some kids. No one was harmed by Soren’s participation in the girls’ track meet, but we are all harmed by the hateful rhetoric of bullies, like Rep. Libby, who want to take sports away from some kids just because of who they are. Anelise Feldman Freshman, Yarmouth High School Yarmouth

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

A canva graphic on a background of pinkish-purple stars. It reads: Anthology announcement! Peanut butter and chocolate. Cheese and wine. Sex and rock n' roll. History is full of great pairings. Get ready for your new favorite: Lesbians and Space! Join a host of intrepid explorers heading to the outer reaches of the galaxy, exploring planets, space stations, strange new worlds and interesting aliens. With stories by: Mary Robinette Kowal Seanan McGuire Travis Baldree Emma Newman MK Hardy Ashleigh Martin Nathan Chu Stewart C Baker Kayla Whittle Joel Glover Caye Marsh Kira Neu Jes Honard Scarlet Passmore Sylvie Althoff Jasmine Gower Siena Buchanan Beáta Fülöp Danielle Woolhead J.S. Fields and Heather Tracy Coming June 24, 2025!

We are so thrilled to announce our story "Data Recovery" will be in the Lesbians and Space anthology - Part I*

Look at this line-up of all-stars and tell me you're not excited to read some stellar sapphic stories from them! Luckily you can pre-order here: space-wizard.square.site/product/lesb...

As a Lady Astronaut fan the first story I read was by @maryrobinettekowal.com and to my total lack of surprise it is a BANGER.

Lesbians In Space: Where No Man Has Gone Before Amazon.com: Lesbians In Space: Where No Man Has Gone Before eBook : Fields, J.S., Tracy, Heather, Kowal, Mary Robinette, McGuire, Seanan, Baldree, Travis, Newman, Emma, Marsh, Caye, Hardy, MK, Althoff, Sylvie, Tracy, William C.: Kindle Store

I just did a final read through of my story in the upcoming "Lesbians in Space: Where No Man Has Gone Before"
The other authors are DEEPLY intimidating and the stories I've read so far are brilliant.

@wctracy.bsky.social

www.amazon.com/dp/B0F77CLMFD (other stores are available)

Yes! I have a new one almost finished too!

The reason there's no working class representation in publishing is because publishing and writing currently pay so badly only people who are already financially stable can afford to do it.
The problem is always, always money.

A Special Sort Of Magic by Joel Glover - YouTube A story about magic, and forgiveness. And donuts.

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The Cheese Thief by Joel Glover - YouTube A story about cheeses being stolen, talking mice, and other such things

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

mybook.to/littlestbooks

books2read.com/u/mvGzO2

That's so nice! The collection "The Littlest Kingdom" has the first three stories in, "Return to The Littlest Kingdom" has three in and "Tales from..." collects the first three and has a bonus three.

There are three on YouTube if he's enjoying my silly voice, as well as the three on Audible

Was singing the praises of this series last night! Serious writing

Steph Swainston is an extraordinary talent. Her Castle novels are both elegant and hugely original, full of wonders and terrors in equal measure and peopled by a cast of immortals unable to escape their humanity. Oh, and teeming swarms of huge ravening insects.

Live Chat with Author Joel Glover (Beast Friends Forever #50) YouTube video by The Bearded Book Beast

Thank you to Joel Glover and all the Live chat Beasties for another great BFF! Joel is hilarious and alot of fun to listen to! The replay is available, check it out! 📚 🎤 🎧 @joelgloverauthor.bsky.social
#Booksky #Livestream #Podcast #Interview
youtube.com/live/A1UUUV3...

The interesting thing about being a writer is I can imagine a world where this doesn't win.
But
I just can't imagine being talented enough to write it in the first place.