I really enjoy when our security team sends the company helpful reminders that essentially boil down to "did you know phishing links can be super tricky, dangerous, and hard to spot? click here to find out more!"

"What do you do for a living?"
I spend most of my time logging in to things. The rest is split between verifying I'm the actual person logging in to the thing, and filling out mandatory surveys asking if logging in to things is an efficient use of my time.

Welcome to the kakistocracy, where everything's made up and the crimes don't matter.

I did the thing