Dan

If British politics is so determined about it, i definitely know of a place in the UK where outside settlers from the scary religion du jour were brought in to both pacify the locals and colonize the area for the government; where law, place name and language were changed from the Ancient Customs

Funny how nobody remembers the margians on the ground were scarily close enough that the lads spent the days after talking about how Efficient the Labour vote was

Youre concerned about nimbyism, huh *frantically looks for smoke bombs, a parachute ripcord* no, please, do continue *tries to grow and sever detachable tail*

I mean, he *is* from Armagh, nuff said

The Paddy's Week junket to the US must be preserved at all costs.
If the Yanks reduced the planet to a smoking apocalyptic wasteland, there'd be an Irish politician crawling through the ashes to present a bowl of radioactive shamrock to the last remaining American mutant.

She's getting some use out of that coat

People might ask if it's wise for the PM to be there, but you couldn't expect SKS to turn down a pint, could you

I can understand, parroting whatever whispers shes got from party insiders has steered her well to this point, this must be a real crisis of faith

*gestures to couch* und zeeze issues you do not have...

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

y'know in the north we hate our neighbour, we're extremely insular and our football league is terrible, but we still have our dignity, man

Fuck me, local radio breakfast show doing a bit on how the shamrock shake is 'back'. It can mo more be back than turning the Chicago river green can be 'back', it's a Yanqui bastardisation that has no business on these shores, like cornered beef and cabbage or the Irish Were Slaves meme

very cringe of trump's guys to be saying "our epic chad warfighters have been unshackled to unleash maximum death and killstreak carnage" etc but if they're asked if this is a war they're all umm, wait, no, this is not a war, pls don't put in the paper that this is a war

"We can always tell" woman fails to identify Chinese Intelligence Asset she married.

I think we should put a great big forensics tent outside their house just to be sure

The only reason i'd have to buy one is if my friends who have one decide after 10 years that they don't want to play Overwatch any more and switch to something that isn't cross platform, which is unlikely, frankly

Wheres your fucking forensics tent now

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Proud to meet four heroes in Parliament today. Sandie Peggie, the Darlington Nurses and Jennifer Melle. They have shown tremendous courage and bravery in challenging a warped ideology and a culture of virtue signalling that rewards institutional cowardice. Thankfully, the tide is

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Our Home Affairs Select Committee report on the Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban has been published. An extraordinary and unjustified decision that exposed serious failures within West Midlands Police.

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid My column in the Herald on Sunday: the Scottish grooming gangs inquiry is welcome. We must also confront how our third sector has become institutionally corrupted to the point where it sides with SNP ministers instead of standing with women and girls

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Follow The SNP are taking the biscuit. They chose to turn Glasgow into sanctuary for asylum seekers through their own virtue-signalling policies, and now they want the Home Office to bail them out.

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

I know football is swings and roundabouts, but honestly i didn't think they'd get to 'bald Dutch manager badly leads a team of reds to epic pratfalls as record signing are ineffectual' *this* quickly, it took us a couple of years

The exact only people who deserve to lose their job to a chatbot

Its great that we're tied to these bloosthirsty freaks, juat fucking magical

there's a h*ckin cheeto in the danged white house!

Jack was a true believer (which was overshadowed by himself buying itself) and i have to assume that that flowed downwards

Fucking lol at accounts that have been dormant since December 2019 suddenly rising and slouching towards Bethlehem. Is the ex pad prick going to show up. Is that guy who just really care about the NHS, you guys, going to talk about the chilling atmosphere.

One day that suit will unshrink

Just saw so many cars take a bus only turn that i might become the Joker (complain to the council)

Oh noooo, the tip of the imperial spear isnt being told how good and pointy it is

I didn't then, and i just don't see how i ever could in the future

ah, they're broke broke