barnabus

Weirdly fun to block the White House

Fourt teen dollars 💰

yeah just type in google dot com. ok now put in your question. scroll past the sponsored stuff, those are lies. scroll past the big paragraph where a robot lies to you. oh and put “reddit” at the end to avoid the top-ranked websites that lie to you. if you’re lucky, the reddit post doesnt lie to you

when all is said and done it looks reasonably likely that bin laden will have taken down not just the us but the entire west

“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

miss me yet

the overly wordy ai background song is fucking killing me

They call it Patreon because you have to Pa for it

I'm the guy who steps on the back of your shoe on purpose. You convinced yourself that i don't exist. "It was probably just an accident." It's not. I do it on purpose

i was so worried something would happen to rfk when everyone thought there was zero chance he’d do any damage. now that he’s actively doing it, it should be fine

I Tell My Therapist What Happens After You Die While The Casino Night Zone Theme Plays On Repeat, Although It's Somewhat Immaterial That It's On Repeat As It Takes Me Less Than Two Minutes To Explain It All So The Song Doesn't Have A Chance To Loop

why have i not contacted you yet

Lord grant me the confidence of a bluesky mod being told they’re an unbelievable dork by every single user on the site and going “hah. unlikely”

*takes absolute control of every sector of government* Our opponents… they rule from uh… from the shadows…

survey size 1000 people. actual headline: 300 People Have Fucked Theyre Phone

no matter what you save this image as, your computer will rename it whoville_sex_pest.jpg. no one is quite sure of how this occurs

the sidewalk is there to serve me

due to an ongoing copyright dispute, the character of Bugs Bunny will be temporarily portrayed by “Insects the Bunny”

this site seems to have a lot of terrible replies tbh (not you! i don’t mean you)

that, i can’t deny

look i don’t wanna be the gimp guy here but yes you can

i constantly give other canadians shit for this. “ohhh the wait is long” yes but have you been bankrupted moron

Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black

im the most nostalgic mf around and this is laughable even to me. walmart has always sucked. wow smiley face stickers, mindblowing. game demos in the aisle were cool at the time but now the entire history of gaming is 10000x more accessible to everyone

Scared caterpillar

Idk

ok time for dying. time

I'm a lot like Erika Kirk in that I've also forgiven Charlie Kirk's killer

the seven words you can’t say on tv but he doesn’t say them