Lara ❌👑

Kon Knueppel just set the rookie record for threes ... with 22 games left in the season.

“I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love!”

Literally.

this is some next-level fuckery.

Every agent who participated in this should spend the rest of their life in prison.

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

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The fact that there’s a secret network of doulas going around Minneapolis to help with home births for parents afraid of ICE should be front-page news.

These children, born in secrecy, are American citizens.

i feel this on every level.

INXS on the shortlist! Finally!!

This ain’t it, Jack. I could cut them a little slack for what happened immediately after the game, but if you’ve had two days to think about it and you’re doubling down… nope.

This is an excellent piece, do yourself a favor-hockey fan or not and peep this.

Elsa’s hockey photo is fantastic, even moreso when you zoom in and see Tortorella looking happier than he’s ever been in his life. 😂

i’m a diehard XF fan who generally hates all reboots of anything. Coogler is the only reason i’ll even give this a look.

oh ffs. why can’t boxers ever just stay retired?

45 minutes later, still broadcasting randos. (i’m a captive viewer, to be clear. stuck at carwash.)

the local miami nbc station has broken into its programming to go live from the airport because the men‘s hockey team just landed and… LOL. they’re just broadcasting random people coming through the arrivals doors.

i’m so so so excited!!! i was afraid he’d never host again.

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Here’s last night’s story about Twitter, how it went from bad to worse under Elon Musk, and the real reason why John won’t be tweeting in the future. Hint: it has something to do with his amazing feet. youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

Dads trying to hang with their college kid’s tailgate crew energy

if we manage to stop ONE thing from happening, it needs to be this.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

i yelled “oh my god!” completely involuntarily when it happened.

it’s the BEST.

ah, the Gaudreau jersey got me. 😢

If you hear people complaining, remind them that Dems offered to split out ICE and CPB and fund everything else, including TSA. Republicans said no.

this is the most intense hockey game i’ve ever seen.

Feels to me like the light has gone on for Nik in the past couple of weeks.

#DDMF 🔵😈