Derek Johnson

Great news!

Those Guatemalans tryna steal those sweet Swiss Guard jobs.

Best news all day.

Replay showed a pretty serious hyperextension. I hope it’s not ACL but…

I am a karate man. Karate man bruise on the inside.

Any word on Val?

More like 3Watt tonight,

Marigold was framed.

“As a sitting member of Congress. I am stunned to learn that my actions have consequences.”

Good thing he has those safety glasses.

Aside from your desperate need for attention? Oh, not much.

Yeah, you sent this yesterday, I responded, and you never replied.

We’re a year out from the election. Suggesting we should settle for the apparent lesser of two evils without even vetting the candidate and looking at platform and past behavior is stupid.

Oh yeah, because wanting to know a candidate’s positions on key positions is too demanding.

But hey, glad her video gave you warm fuzzies.

Are you in CO-04?

Then she shouldn’t run for office. Are you fucking kidding me? Would you enthusiastically vote for someone who won’t take a stand on positions that are critical? You want to vote for people who can’t decide what’s important?

Nevermind. Don’t answer.

And then for some fool-ass reason, you decided that I was personally attacking you. “I voted for a Trump too…blah blah blah. You gonna kick me to the curb???

Question: do you live in Colorado-04?

*your

She hasn’t won a fucking primary yet. Look, if she‘s the only viable candidate who could beat Boebert, I will more than likely vote for her. I said ‘pump the brakes” to suggest that blind enthusiasm should maybe be tempered with some skepticism, and I gave reasons why.

Please point out where I said you shouldn’t have an opinion. My objective in voting is to vote for choose candidates who reflect my values. That’s what all of us should do. But simply “not being Lauren Boebert” doesn’t mean that she’s good. It is possible that Laubacher is terrible too. Right?

You’re changing the topic again. You were asking some silly shit about me kicking you to the curb? So are you running for office? What curb am I kicking you to?

Oh, are you running for office In a race that I’m voting for? Because that’s the topic here. If you want to twist my words into a different meaning and get butthurt about it, please do. That’ll be fine with me.

It’s pablum. It’s “oh, hey…I’m gonna fight against these Washington lifers with their money.” Yeah, what a brave stand. Wow.

And piss right off with the “voting for conservatives“ bullshit. You don’t know me, child. Don’t judge me or my values. I haven’t said shit about your complete ignorance, so don’t make snide comments from a position of ignorance About what I do or don’t do.

Term limits are unfathomably stupid. We’re going to arbitrarily restrict people from holding office IF THEY HAVE TOO MUCH EXPERIENCE DOING IT? Explain to me any other profession where being in the role for a long time is a bad hint. She served in the Navy for 37 years. Would you say that was bad?

I understand the concept, and if the vote comes down to choosing between Boebert or Laubacher, it's an easy call to make. But that completely avoids my counterpoint. She's not an interesting candidate. Her website lacks any mention of climate change, abortion rights, or healthcare. I'm uninterested.

There's NOTHING on climate change. NOTHING on abortion rights. NOTHING on rescuing Social Security. NOTHING on healthcare.

Forgive me if I'm disinterested in someone so fucking bland and uninteresting. She's a carpetbagger.

There's literally nothing in there that talks about her values or political positions. And if you go to her website, you'll find that her platform is term limits, stock trading by Congress, limit lobbyists, ending dark money, balanced budgets, voting rights, and...common sense? Seriously?

Are you familiar with US Senators Kyrsten Sinema or John Fetterman? We don't need to elect glory-seeking assholes who crave influence and lack values.

I'm fully on board with ejecting Boebert (and she is my Rep), but I'm not willing to just sign on to anyone who comes along.

Nah, sorry. We can do better than Trump voters who just changed their mind.

Pump the brakes: she’s a lifelong Republican who just switched to Dem recently. She voted for Trump in past elections.

Out of curiosity, what non-citizens are you concerned about?