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A group of purple candy sitting on a white plate. The plate is resting on a purple table. A purple hair dryer hovers above the candy menacingly. Purple.

Life Hack: Can't think of anything to do? Place some candy on a plate, then use a blow dryer to melt them! You don't even need a reason, and the police cannot stop you from doing this.

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A woman standing under a shower head that is spewing out a line of fire. She is making an uncomfortable face. Though she still seems calmer than you'd expect someone to be when faced with imminent immolation.

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#LifeHack

A man is pouring household glue into a bottle of Orange Fanta. A woman is staring intently at this process.

Life Hack: Bored at home? Grab some household items and create some fun new drinks with your friends!

Glue being applied to a Q-Tip.

Life Hack: Having trouble removing some stubborn earwax? Apply some standard glue to a Q-Tip, insert it into your ear canal, then let dry. Wait 10 minutes then give it a good yank! This definitely will only remove earwax and won't cause any other problems.

A smiling woman lying on the floor amidst a pile of various shoes.

Life Hack: Want to make snow angels this Christmas season, but live in a climate where it doesn't snow? Repurpose your old shoes and make a shoe angel!

A woman blowing on the tip of a hot glue gun.

Life Hack: Having trouble maintaining your high from sniffing glue? Try sucking it out straight from the source! All of the cool kids are doing it.

A woman making a pained face while holding a piece of paper titled "Chemical Formulas Practice Test Questions"

Life Hack: Forget to study for your Chemistry exam? Aggressively shit your pants at the start of the test. The trip to the bathroom and/or nurse's office will give you some extra time to study!

A woman peering into a mostly empty jar lined with a brown substance.

Life Hack: Medical bills piling up? Can’t make your next doctor’s appointment? Grab a friend and do your own colonoscopy at home!

A stick of roll on deodorant being applied to a scraped knee. The knee may or may not be stinky.

Life Hack: Stinky blood? Apply deodorant directly to your filthy wounds!

Hands holding a pearl necklace above a bowl of dough. Presumably to act as a makeshift safe or hiding spot for said necklace.

Life Hack: Need an inconspicuous spot to hide your valuables? Bake them into a pie! Nobody would ever think to check the pile of pies in your closet for expensive jewelry.

A decorative Christmas ornament with a “picture” of a family inside. They certainly haven’t been trapped in a dimensional prison.

Life Hack: Did you know that some Christmas ornaments also double as dimensional prisons? Immortalize your family by trapping them in the mirror dimension!

A woman wielding a golden blacksmithing hammer. She is very excited about this and has likely chosen the path of violence for today.

Life Hack: Wake up and choose violence.

A woman being pelted in the face by a barrage of Doritos tortilla chips. (Presumably from a landmine)

Life Hack: Need a fun way to prank your friends? Load a land mine with Doritos!

A woman with a confused look on her face as she holds a jar containing a mysterious white liquid.

LIFE HACK: Give the gift that keeps on giving this Christmas season! A Jizz Jar!

(Prefilling is optional, but encouraged.)

This is the face of trustworthiness. Both eyes half open, which may give the appearance of inebriation, but it is really the look of trustworthiness.

Welcome to Life Grumps! We'll post quality reinterpretations of popular "Life Hacks" from content farms like 123GO!, 5-Minute Crafts and other similar sources.

You can definitely trust us, promise.

(Do not attempt these "Life Hacks" at home. Do it at someone else's house to minimize damage.)