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Every time you load into battle, the reat puts on his hat, cocks his shotgun, and then it shows his big furries. lol

Cluckin’ Mayhem: Chicken Jockey Joins the Mario Kart Universe - Squib Gaming The eternally grinning overlords at Nintendo have added Minecraft’s Chicken Jockey to the Mario Kart roster.

The eternally grinning overlords at Nintendo have added Minecraft’s Chicken Jockey to the Mario Kart roster. #minecraft #mariokart

A Leak Reveals Ben Starr May Voice Hello Kitty In New Soulslike - Squib Gaming Ben Starr is set to voice Hello Kitty in what may be the most unexpected crossover since Snake in Super Smash Bros. What? In a surprising crossover, insiders claim Ben Starr, the voice of Clive Rosfie...

Hello Kitty Soulslike May Have Cast Ben Starr as Hello Kitty.
#hellokitty #benstarr #soulslike

Tekken Devs Confused About The Hate For Season 2 Update - Squib Gaming Devs of Tekken 8 expressed confusion over what they described as “vague and mysterious” fan backlash to the newly released Season 2 update.

Devs of Tekken 8 expressed confusion over what they described as “vague and mysterious” fan backlash to the newly released Season 2 update.

Conan O’Brien to Voice DK in Donkey Kong Bananza - Squib Gaming Nintendo has allegedly tapped late-night legend Conan O’Brien to voice the big banana himself in Donkey Kong Bananza.

Conan O’Brien may be the clueless gamer, but now he is locked in to a lead role in Donkey Kong Bananza.

Cody Rhodes Declares AEW Fight Forever as His “Ultimate Comfort Game.” - Squib Gaming In what might be the most unexpected endorsement since Shaq got really into The General car insurance, Cody Rhodes has come out swinging with a bold statement: AEW Fight Forever is his favorite game. ...

You won’t believe the game that Cody Rhodes(WWE) said was his comfort game.
#WWE

Nintendo Confused Over Pricing Outrage - Squib Gaming “People keep saying our pricing is out of touch,” said a company spokesperson, holding a limited-edition gold Joy-Con in one hand and a gold leaf latte in the other. “But we just assumed everyone had ...

“People keep saying our pricing is out of touch,” said a company spokesperson, holding a limited-edition gold Joy-Con in one hand and a gold leaf latte in the other. “But we just assumed everyone had a job.”

Sweet Baby Inc. was never real. Anti-woke gamers have been tricked. #woke #gaming #sweetbabyinc #breakingnews

The Duskbloods: The Hype is Already Hollow - Squib Gaming Let’s talk about the real red flag: FromSoftware’s The Duskbloods is multiplayer-only. No single player. No offline single player mode.

The Duskbloods hype dead after a blog post reveals it is multiplayer only. Play the best Souls game instead! Dark Souls 2.

Universal Pictures Implodes After "Wicked" Game Disaster - Squib Gaming Universal Pictures has officially closed its doors following the spectacular failure of Wicked: The Live Service Game, a project that somehow cost $4 billion and made even less sense than it sounds. “...

#Wicked was going to have a game? What the?!

FromSoftware’s Accidental Masterstroke: Bloodborne 2 on Switch 2 - Squib Gaming In what can only be described as the gaming world’s biggest oopsie, FromSoftware shocked fans worldwide this week after mistakenly announcing Bloodborne 2 exclusively on the highly anticipated Switch ...

FromSoftware made a small oops. Bloodborne is owned PlatStation, silly Nintendo.

Leaked FromSoftware Memo: Elden Ring Nightreign Might Kill You in Real Life - Squib Gaming A Shocking Revelation In a shocking turn of events, a new leak from FromSoftware suggests that dying in Elden Ring Nightreign might have consequences far more severe than a simple game over. An anonym...

Elden Ring Nightreign leak has fans making memes or feeling uneasy.

Pedro Pascal Cast as Lara Croft in New Tomb Raider Movie - Squib Gaming In a move no one saw coming (or possibly everyone, given Hollywood’s current trajectory), MGM has officially announced that Pedro Pascal will take on the iconic role of Lara Croft in the upcoming Tomb...

Pedro Pascal starring as gaming icon. Do you like this casting? #pedropascal #tombraider

Warner Bros. Announces Live-Service Superman Game - Squib Gaming The Ultimate Superman Fantasy (For Those Who Love Waiting and Paying) Players will don the cape of the Man of Steel himself—at least, the default version. If you want the classic red-and-blue suit, th...

Wow! Good stuff WB!

Nintendo Announces New Plan to Detain and Make People Indentured Servants for Life for DMCA Violations - Squib Gaming In an unexpected and frankly terrifying twist, Nintendo has unveiled a new policy at a press conference today that sent shockwaves through the gaming world. The company, notorious for its iron grip on...

New Tomodachi game announced on Nintendo Direct. This announcement was weird though. #nintendodirect #tomodachi

Michael Jackson's Soul Trapped in Moonwalker Cartridge - Squib Gaming In an unexpected twist, Michael Jackson’s soul has been discovered trapped inside a Moonwalker cartridge for the Sega Genesis. The discovery, made by a 10-year-old named Timmy, has sent waves through ...

Little Timmy is now The King of Pop.
#Sega #michaeljackson

Struggle meal that is really sad.

I know you're wondering what it is like to be a big-time game journalist being paid by Ubisoft to play Assassin's Creed Shadows. This is my dinner tonight. Bone smack the teeth. #AssassinsCreedShadows

Xbox Announces They’ll Cancel All Games in 2026, Vows to Close All Studios - Squib Gaming In an unprecedented move that has left gamers everywhere stunned, Xbox has announced that they will not be releasing a single game in 2026. In a surprising statement, the company has also vowed to clo...

Xbox doesn’t want Nintendo to outshine them. #Xbox #Nintendo #Playstation #gaming

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How to Beat Oda Nobunaga in Assassin’s Creed Shadows (Or Die Trying) - Squib Gaming Well, you Oda fight Nobunaga now. So, you’ve made it to the big showdown with Oda Nobunaga, the Demon King himself. Congratulations! Now, prepare to get absolutely wrecked. Step 1: Very Very Sneaky Si...

Are you having trouble with Oda Nobunaga in Assassin's Creed Shadows? This might help or not. #assassinscreed #guide #gaming

You should let a site with massive credibility review one. *raises hand*

Team Cherry Claims Silksong Was Never Real, Gamers Gaslighted Themselves - Squib Gaming Team Cherry Drops a Bombshell In a stunning turn of events, Team Cherry, the beloved indie game studio behind Hollow Knight, held a press conference yesterday to address the ongoing mystery surroundin...

Our uncredible sources have spoken to
@teamcherry.bsky.social. Gamers...brace yourselves.
#silksong #hallowknight

Anti-Woke Gamer Declares ‘Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ Too Good to Skip - Squib Gaming “I Still Hate It, But I Also Love It” – A Gamer in Crisis In a stunning reversal that has sent shockwaves through the anti-woke gaming community, self-proclaimed “Anti-Woke Warrior” Todd Henderson, 34...

Anti-woke gamers are struggling after the release of Assassin's Creed Shadows. #woke #gaming #AssassinsCreed

John Cena Hacks WWE 2K25 Servers, Steals Fans’ Money and Deletes Accounts - Squib Gaming You Can’t See Your Account (Or Your Money) In a shocking turn of events, wrestling legend John Cena has allegedly hacked the WWE 2K25 servers, wiping thousands of player accounts and making off with m...

I say Cena, you say weena. Cody Clears. #wwe #wwe2k25 #wrestling

Unwashed Pokémon Card Scalpers Clash Over Restock - Squib Gaming The Stench of Conflict Store employees, already bracing for impact, watched in horror as a mass of grown men in anime t-shirts and cargo shorts descended upon the trading card aisle like a swarm of hu...

Pokemon scalpers need to quit fighting over cards and start fighting over soap. #pokemontcg #scalpers #pokemonscalpers #pokemon

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