42itous

Erasing history.

Mallory Lewis

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

Some people lie awake
When he’s awake he lies

Can we still call him poopy pants?

That boat

the rest ain’t too shabby either

Appropratissimo response. Shooting them down would be viewed as escalation. Everyone understands a warning shot in response to a clear provocation.

A man very recently called for “involuntary lethal injection” for the mentally ill and the unhoused.

Literally talking about murdering other humans—and he still kept his job.

Brian Killmeade, Fox & Friends.

Being ANTIFA Is As American as It Gets...

I'm ANTIFA...

Say
Something
Meaningful
Conjure a word

Skaiku

Golden Retriever wearing a telephone headset.

“K-911. What’s your emergency?”
“THERE’S A SQUIRREL!”
“Please calm down, sir. Where is it?”
“IN THE TREE ACROSS THE STREET!”
“Have you tried barking at it?”
“OF COURSE!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT!!!”
“Okay, put down the phone and try again now, I’ll stay on the line.”

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

ITS FAT BEAR WEEK!

A cat sits on the back of of blonde on her knees, hunched over a toilet bowl.

“Well, I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Jessica.”

“I have. I’m never drinking again.”

“Good. When you’re done, my food bowl is empty.”

That's your muse speaking
(ignore at your peril or indulge at your delight)
(possibly with an empty purse as the poet said)

This was the most-watched WNBA regular season in history, ESPN data shows.

Over 25 regular-season games, the league averaged 1.3 million viewers.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/662...

Memo to public officials: if you didn’t make a statement condemning the murder of Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark, then I have no interest in anything you have to say about the murder of Charlie Kirk.

Vive la Scaramouche Scaramouche

If you see this, repost with a vampire that is hot Dracula

I'll embrace my confusion like an ally at a gathering.
look into her eyes, see where it goes

spit funny

They were already kidnapping brown folks, they were already killing black folks, they were already raping women, the were already killing trans folks, they were already condoning the murder of children and first nations

What retaliation do you speak of that hasn't already been happening

❗️🇵🇱Polish Minister of Foreign Affairs Sikorski: Our assessment is that Russian drones "deliberately targeted" Poland last night.

Right. I'm usually fairly smart except when I'm not. Thanks!

A Tale of One City

Gotcha. Sorry

Um read it again