Dino NSFW

Said it on other accounts and other platforms, but as long as every party is consenting, I do know care what other people do when they’re getting freaky. It’s their bodies, not mine. Why tf would I care about something that doesn’t involve me?

You ever get off so hard that your entire body is tired and your pussy tingles?

I need a nap after that.

Is this anything?

I need dildo chewlery so bad dude. You have no idea. Just something to suck and chew and play with in my mouth when I’m not sucking dick.

Did it?

WAIT!

When it happens, I’ll post holes.

Nope. Femboy has nothing to do with body type. Anyone can be a femboy. It’s just about being boy and being fem.

Twink is a body type. Twinks are skinny and hairless.

Learning how to bark like a good puppy

Yes! Especially when there’s an obvious color split between the base and the inseparable part.

I think people should be hornier.

Take more nudes.
Draw more porn.
Record more erotica.
Write more smut.
Have more sex.
Masturbate more.

Stop being so ashamed of pleasure. You’re an adult. Do adult things.

I meant boy, but also…?

I want make myself a trophy that says “World’s Fattest Pussy” because damn this bot deserves it.

I’m drunk and horny and I’m gonna cry

Chewelry but in the shape of a monster cock would fix me.

🥳Giveaway time 🥳

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How about a giveaway to celebrate Pride, Winning Best sex toy, and Birthdays!

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Winner(s) get to select a custom toy from size XS to Large!

Winner(s) will be randomly selected on 6/20 at 12 PM ET!

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I think the wildest thing to see is people complaining about uncensored comics being on Patreon because they want it to be free, but when artist do post uncensored versions for free people complain that it’s on a different platform. It’s like they just wanna be mad about SOMETHING.

This month we're giving away a fun new twist on our mushroom inserts on one of our most popular models! Share, follow, and like to enter!

I have so many things happening this summer. Partner’s birthday, best friend’s wedding, taking my dog to the dog park late at night when theres no one else there.

Thank you so much for the wonderful two years!!!

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Yeees! I've been wanting one for so long. It's so cute!

Genuine non-horny thoughts. There are still some toy and kink companies that use AI in their advertising and it’s horrific. There’s no excuse. None. I’d happily support a company with a logo shittily drawn on notebook paper and posted in a blurry photo than one that uses/used AI.

And, because of course I would include it, the fish I love.

Cool slug. Cool space thing. Also, a pokemon with just some really nice colors.

Next time you’re mean to me, just know this is who you’re being mean to.

Literally the only reason skinny dipping is a no is because I can’t swim.

Would anyone be interested in some wall art? Because I made this for something but now wanna put it on my wall.