Andy Morris

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I was a gardener for 10 years. I hated this time of year. Only a small business, so I was left on my own for a month picking up leaves while my boss went to his time share in Cyprus.

Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

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I for one did not see this coming

Making chutney again today. 1ltr of malt vinegar cooking for 1 and 1/2 hours is going make the house smell wonderful. Honest.

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a man in a suit and tie with the words question when did i get old ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words question when did i get old

Started digging over 1 of the plots today to ready it for winter. Currently sitting here realising I just passed 53.

You know, nuclear armageddon cannot come quick enough. What an utter fucking cunt.

snoopy is sitting at a table with a beer and a bottle . ALT: snoopy is sitting at a table with a beer and a bottle .

Few cans now for sundowners and perfect.

So I no longer have hearts on Duolingo, I have a charge bar. It starts at 25 and every correct answer I give it drops by one. No idea how many it drops if I get one wrong. So I just did 3 lessons and had to watch 6 ads to recharge my bar. It stays full on Superduo. Wrong way to try to get me to pay

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Who could have predic- wait a moment, I'm getting a memo...

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Raining tomorrow, I have plans.
Pickling Beetroot
Apple and Pear chutney
Green tomato chutney.
The house is going to stick of vinegar.

A greyhound covered in flour

A greyhound covered in flour

I dredged some chicken in flour earlier and left the bowl of flour unattended on the worktop.

In the meantime, a person or persons unknown, broke into the house and knocked it onto the floor.

Maggie knows nothing about how this could possibly have happened….

A story in the parts

A story in three parts

Donuts with smiley faces, five with happy expressions and one with a sad expression, displayed on a metal tray.

“I want that one,” said the kid in the dirty SpongeBob t-shirt, a malevolent look on his pinched face. Donald saw a single, sticky finger pointed right at him, and his creamy filling went cold. He let out a scream as the square of wax paper closed around him like a death shroud.

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See couldn't even type accurately.

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Being under this anticyclonic gloom fir a few days is doing my arthritis bo good. Even the heating isn't firing. Think it may have to be first fire of the late year.

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Also the droppings of the lesser spotted postman.

Laccy. A slang for elastic.
No brainer

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A screenshot of a news item reporting new Inbetweeners episodes. It reads: The Inbetweeners Revival Deal Secured for 2026 Episodes.

Blimey. I'm not an expert in television production, but that seems a LOT of episodes.

Not as many as some visits, but some nice pieces.
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