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you're really making me think of a whole cast of characters for this scenario and i'm kind of getting attached to it, ngl. i wanna know what's up with those in the back, I WANNA KNOW IF THEY VOLUNTEERED FOR THIS BECAUSE THEY'RE INTO IT

every time his memory "resets", his addled (but nevertheless still computational and orderly) mind concludes that this is the normal state all beings must live in. he idly wonders how anyone gets anything done, if everyone is this exhausted, horny and chafed all the time

he has to get tortured by overstim every now and then, it's for his enrichment

all good, chief!

the power of friendship truly does surpass all known forms of plot armor- even PORN plot armor!

we're going into memory track and slicing out the experience of knowing what an orgasm is, we're disabling "Read/Write" functionality on his hard disk so every time the tentacles force him to cum, he thinks it's the first time he ever has, and he's both aroused and terrified

we're putting JP in the hammerspace tentacle torture box and we're turning the sensitivity of his artificial skin up by a factor of thousand

but of course!!

soitenly!!!

ME TOO. i want to take her to cheesecake factory on her day off. i think she deserves it

she's kinda failwife tbh

also, the shop owner is super cute???? like not even in a sexy way, she's just actually adorable???? wtf is this MAGIC-HA nonsense. girl you are so cute. girl you are so WEIRD. i'm only like halfway through the doujin so idk what's gonna happen but i hope she gets to do stuff

that's the thing about JP- he *does* have that annoying tendency to make friends with everyone he meets. it's almost a supernatural ability. but that doesn't mean he can't be tortured... it just means you have to find a torturer who doesn't feel guilt about torturing someone they've begun to like

LITERALLY fucking spaghetti

chief torturemage: what do you MEAN The Drain Box didn't kill him. every adventurer we've ever locked in it died within an hour!

xenobiologist: i don't know. he's friends with it now.

chief torturemage: he WHAT?

xenobiologist, pouring himself a double of whiskey: I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW!!!

jp, covered in mucus and his own cum after 72 hours in The Draining Box: he's not a bad plant, he was just hungry... i kinda get it. spaghetti's a cool guy.

xenobiologist charged with torturing jp: ... i'm sorry, you SPOKE to it?

jp: yes. he said he wants his name to be spaghetti.

i think i made the scenario sad instead of horny, oh no 😭

hentai plant that has literally never experienced a moment of existence where it wasn't starving, and let that hunger drive it to desperation and hunting tactics- and once it catches something that actually can feed it sufficiently, it can suddenly think clearly enough to KNOW itself...

those kind of predatory, dangerously greedy, "venus fly trap except it feeds on cum" type of tentacle plant/monsters would sure love JP. like, they might actually end up IN love with him, because he's the first living prey they've ever caught that made them feel full- and thus silenced their hunger

i read a porn doujin this morning about a magic shop that specializes in wormholes, then i read oomf's post about the tentacle pit... the brainworms are worming

i don't think it does get easier, actually. i think it pretty much just gets harder forever, and everyone has to decide for themselves whether they can handle that. i don't blame anyone who decides they can't

waking up to the news that the psychopathic child fuckers who run our lives have bombed a school as part of a larger campaign of terror, alongside the news of peers struggling just to survive... might genuinely break me. it's too much.

maybe i'm overthinking this, but if a former mutual blocks you, but neglects to block you on their NSFW account, proprietary suggests you unfollow that NSFW account, right? i'm trying to respect what i can only assume is a need for distance/timeline curation here

anyway i have a new hobby, it's called "sleep all day and have sleep for most meals", it's very cost effective and saves you a lot of money because it's microdosing being dead

extremely cool how every person in my social circle is in poverty or damn near, very cool to have financial stress nightmares again

gonna need this societal collapse to speed the fuck up, because if i can't find a job soon, shit's about to start getting really fucking dire really fucking fast

hi shren!!

i had my night of tears. boo-hoo. now we get to work.

i am built different. stronger. smarter. the next wave. SUPERIOR. i promised myself i was going to get an A in this course, AND I WILL DO THIS.

like that's not EXACTLY where the catboy wants to be