jude paw ham recipes 🔞

haru urara smling chibi the text says born to lose arima kinen is a fuck umamusume lose em all 2025 i am haru urara horse 410757864530 lost races

this ones for all my losers out there who do so with a smile on their face!!!!

#ウマ娘 #umamusume #haruurara

Tsubaki and Runa sit on top of a counter in the Gold Saucer with linked arms.Their bodies face different directions but they lean slightly towards the camera. They are both wearing bunnysuits with pantyhose, exposed shoulders, and bunny ear decorations worn atop their heads. They are each winking to the camera, a different eye closed for each girl. In unison they say, "Come to the Gold Saucer and try your luck~"

What better advertisement, right? ft. @aigisknight.bsky.social's lovely Tsubaki!

Repost of an old shot for tagging purposes

#rhunaposting

HE IS HOLDING FISH HOLLY'S SLIMY COLD HAND

and again i say for emphasis, JUDE PAW BLOWJOBS. JUDE PAW CREAMPIES. JUDE PAW SOMNO. JUDE PAW HANDHOLDING.

anyway. jude paw sloppy

i SPECIFICALLY requested no more nightmares???? hello???? customer ervice??? 🤨

like this might actually be more than i can handle. kinda hope the stress makes my heart explode tbh i think it would feel kind of good to die that way

this is a lot

SHE'S RIGHT

i mean like. not as girthy. like. the length and width of a ballpark frank? maybe a touch plumper?

IDK WAHT MY ASS HAS TO DO WITH ITALY EITHER BUT BSKY SURE SEEMS TO THINK IM A PAISANO

taro cyprianos, you know we all love that big thang

you have got to be fucking my ass, MY SPICY ALT IS ITALIAN-CODED TOO??????

sucking and bouncing upon, mostly

i say ooo mami when i see a nice pretty dick

it's the umami flavor of the skinny dick, miss bizzy

NEEDLE DICK JUSTICE

i have cock opinions

i think its more funner. the mouthfeel is better. especially if it starts off flaccid and then BECOMES hard

big cock is fine. but i actually like skinny dick

im gonna say somethin

well. what can ya do

so really, it's on me for expecting anything else lol

i know it's healthier to keep that "others are here for you just ask for help" mindset, but i swear, you'll save yourself a lot of disappointment if you just expect nothing, ever. i have internalized the notion that most things i'll just have to do by myself, for myself, and i have rarely been wrong

i swear, twitter & social media algorithms have poisoned so many minds, myself included, but im here to tell you oomfs, none of this comes with us when we die. you gotta indulge, you gotta release ur inhibitions feel the rain on your skin. dont second guess leaving that reply or dm or repost. LIVE!!

man

no more nightmares please

i have to find a way to get my aggression out before training ends and i'm on the phone with real customers, because i am at risk of matching the energy of the first person who raises their voice to me, and that's DEFINITELY going to get me shitcanned

does not help that this is a luxury brand. like, if this were a wal-mart or something, yeah, i could probably talk myself down by remembering that these are regular people. but if you have WILLIAMS-SONOMA money? you're scum. you're a hog. i don't want to help you, i want to rob you.

i'm not really built for this kind of customer service. it takes exceptional focus and discipline for me to pretend i don't think consumers are pigs in human clothes. any amount of stress on my psyche tends to crack the whole facade, and i immediately go into "burn it all down" mode