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Jon Max

@jmaxschwartz.bsky.social

Guy from Orlando. UCF, Dolphins, Heat, and Panthers.

66 Followers  |  139 Following  |  181 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.7589

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That’s former Marlins manager Dan Jennings to you.

01.11.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still convinced the Marlins are a playoff team in 2012 if Heath Bell simply wasn’t on the team. He soured that first month so bad they couldn’t recover.

21.07.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.07.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@dosminutos.bsky.social

16.07.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Smoking heaters in the clubhouse will do that to you.

06.07.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is everyone

03.07.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate how good the Celtics are at operating around the current CBA.

25.06.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing screams NBA Finals more than Castrol Oil.

09.06.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@kofie.bsky.social ABC doing the bare minimum putting a clipart LOB trophy on the court.

09.06.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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I’m rewatching How I Met Your Mother and this is what they thought Marshall and Lily would’ve looked like 5 years ago.

03.06.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSir, Caitlin Clark is day-to-day with a quad injury.”

26.05.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ESPN is actively making their product worse for awhile now.

25.05.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was an awful power play until it wasn’t.

23.05.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaron Nesmith is the Caleb Martin that doesn’t suck.

22.05.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Put it in the Louvre

22.05.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does he know that there’s no break between pitches? Dude will just be saying β€œback, back, back” nonstop.

21.05.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get rid of Jimmy to get a poor man’s Jimmy. I see the vision.

13.05.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The checklist for the music was only β€œhave America or USA in the title.”

10.05.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least the Pacers had enough foresight to trade Sabonis for Haliburton which changed the trajectory of their franchise.

09.05.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does she think the Library of Congress has Dr. Seuss in it?

09.05.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the Miami Heat are going to be mid for a long time.

09.05.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This place really is the total opposite of the other site.

04.05.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Denver’s defensive gameplan is give Derrick Jones Jr. all the space he needs.

03.05.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 2023 Finals run set the Heat back 5 years because that was the offseason we would've needed to trade Jimmy and do a soft rebuild. The run was fun as hell though which is why this era is so weird. Snapshots of pure joy that will inevitably leave us without much to be excited about for awhile.

29.04.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@talkhoops.bsky.social The Diff is going out with a bang tonight.

29.04.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Not only are they racist, but they don't know ball @jeremytache.bsky.social

28.04.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how despite this being a bit, they have much better furniture than the actual draft green room.

25.04.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if he has a bad series, he’ll probably get the extension.

24.04.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heat have a nice lead that they’ll blow by the 8 minute mark of the 2nd quarter.

17.04.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like the Heat will be playing the Hawks and/or the Bulls in the play-in for the rest of this decade. All three teams are stuck in the middle.

16.04.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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