Barack Obama obamabarack - Bluesky Statics

Bluesky

so fun fact, i tried to claim barackobama.bsky.social but it wouldn't let me take that name because it's reserved. i wonder for whom...

26.02.2025 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

real talk from person behind this account. it keeps getting post blocked from bsky despite being marked as a parody and idk if it's really worth keeping up.

i think imma just abandon it.

24.10.2024 14:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my fellow american, you should go to sleep

18.10.2024 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuck

18.10.2024 15:37 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

hello ailey

18.10.2024 15:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

donald can't even beat me at yugioh.

18.10.2024 02:15 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

if donald trump goes to prison i'm going there personally to beat the fucker up.

18.10.2024 02:14 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

fucker

18.10.2024 01:00 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

elon musk should suck donalds big orange cheeto shaped cock.

i'm barack obama and i approve this message

18.10.2024 00:55 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

bluesky has said my handle is invalid. i think bluesky is full of shit. i'm the one and only barack obama and approve this message.

17.10.2024 21:41 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

i don't think it was shit coming out when i took a shit earlier, i think it was gonorrhea

17.10.2024 02:24 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i did not have sex in the bathtub with that man

11.10.2024 15:50 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

if you pay me $50 i will have buttsex with you

30.09.2024 17:48 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

big fan of butt sex

28.09.2024 23:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i really love sonic the hedgehog 2

14.09.2024 02:58 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

joe biden fucked my wife last night. i wanted joe biden to fuck me.

31.08.2024 20:51 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

fuck you

29.08.2024 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just want to have gay sex with Joe Biden.

29.08.2024 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh wait unlike me you don't have a wife cause women can't stand you.

24.02.2024 06:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that's funny i fucked your wife the other day

24.02.2024 06:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

my brother is like the ps5 in which he has no game

24.02.2024 06:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you literally stormed the capital you piece of shit

04.02.2024 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my balls itch

26.01.2024 05:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you were a mistake.

26.01.2024 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm immune to 2d8 bludgeoning damage

26.01.2024 03:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

just learned my deadbeat brother malik joined bluesky. hope he has his dick so far up donalds ass it gets torn off when he tries to pull out

26.01.2024 03:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuck you too. i hope you burn in hell you piece of shit

26.01.2024 03:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

do you need me to kick his ass?

25.01.2024 18:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gonna beat the shit out of donald trump for calling my wife a whore

25.01.2024 18:53 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

nancy

25.01.2024 16:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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