my favorite part of that whole scene was how they got strung up because people were beating their corpses so much that they would have been grease stains on the pavement otherwise. getting strung up was a mercy.
28.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my favorite part of that whole scene was how they got strung up because people were beating their corpses so much that they would have been grease stains on the pavement otherwise. getting strung up was a mercy.
28.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i've been having a moment with the gardein ultimate chicken patties, they're as good as any chicken sandwich i've ever had. way better than some chicken sandwich from wendy's with a bunch of surprise veins and gristle in it.
28.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GBU #495: The Great Mistake with Drew & Natalie Dee Everyone agrees now: Eat The Rich What If Every CEO Was Jailed?
in the 495th episode of Garbage Brain University, @nataliedee.bsky.social and I talked about why everyone you know suddenly hates the rich as much as you do, and what we should do about it. Listen at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
26.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 53 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Thanks, Jennifer. I was sorry to hear about Kyle's mom, too. I can tell she must have been a cool lady for y'all to miss her so much.
24.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is how my dad died, too, during a Zoom call in Dec 2020.
23.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING! prob had nothing to do with the huge amount of acid that epstein had receipts for in his email...
21.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have a porcupine living under my ceramics studio right now, I can hear him yelling at me in that porcupine voice when I wake him up while hauling firewood and starting my fire 😂
21.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Financial problems are the #1 cause of divorce, why someone would curse their marriage by starting off Day One in the hole is beyond me. My entire wedding cost $400, including the rings.
20.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every American reading this, regardless of color, political party, or profession needs to read this, because it’s been used against all of you:
 vmfunc.re/blog/persona/
my child was born at the hospital named after the famous columbus pedophile, les wexner 😌
18.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😌🙏 bless me, doglord.
16.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫡🇺🇸
16.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0also lol at this clapback, like i haven't posted free for everyone for fucking 20+ years.
14.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i love the internet because i can get into asinine conversations like this one! i'm not gonna try to explain class solidarity to someone who is willfully ignorant.
14.02.2026 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People shoplift, too, but I don't do loss prevention for brick and mortar stores because that is class treason.
13.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Love to install the fascist surveillance state in my own home with my own money then act surprised when it's just another boot on my neck.
13.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0called it!
13.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0much to think about!
13.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'll tuck that in my archives for later... your quiche looks amazing!
09.02.2026 06:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what kinda pan did you use for that crust? just a perfectly-rolled and trimmed crust in the bottom quarter of a cake pan or ???
09.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i love it, and the colors all go together so well.
08.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wow, i love your place settings! it looks like you're going to have a great time.
08.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0speak for yourself, i looked good 😂
07.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have a very similar memory of 90s era Warped Tour, only it involved an under-attended Blink-182 show on a side stage. My friend and I heckled them until my conscience kicked in and we stopped because I thought they were going to start crying.
07.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1Why haven’t we arrested the pedophiles?
06.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0there better be some bright new face for everyone to rally around real quick or i am reimplementing the matriarchy
06.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm sorry, Nix!
05.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0beautiful!
03.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know how I'd talk to him!
03.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they were probably hoping he'd see that part and be too embarrassed to ask again
03.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0