Mark….you deserve it based solely on your stance against President Pampers…but don’t you wish they named a piece of the moon which is a part of Mars after you?? 😆

A 34-time convicted FELON is saying “there are a lot of bad people that were born in this country. Maybe they should get out too. Might work on that next”. Give you one guess who I’m talking about

I could use a good laugh ….think I’ll go watch the squeaky tank video a few more times!

I can’t decide what’s been my favorite Taco moment in his first nearly 5 months: Getting shushed by a 4 year old in the Oval Office? Or that relic of a tank squeaking along to pass that relic of a “President”? Hmmmmm…..

I remember as a kid/teenager/young adult watching footage of “military parades”, soldiers stepping alongside tanks/vehicles and thinking “I’m glad we don’t look like that here in the U.S. Looked UNAMERICAN AF. And sadly now, WE are one of those “strange looking lands far away”

Not a personal attack….but I don’t get people that need to back up into a parking space. Why? If you think it’s easier when you are ready to leave, it still makes it harder for when you arrive, so I don’t get the point.

2 weeks ago, I lost one of my dearest friends ever…my orange dude…my ding-a-ling….and I can’t get him out of my head. Mercury. I miss you every hour

President Pampers always a go to

I assure you. We won’t be doing that

To all of you that have had dogs or/and cats your whole life….how on Earth do you cope with their loss over and over again? Our amazing cat Morgan died 2 1/2 years ago and I’m STILL rattled…and now my furry boy Mercury, almost 17, is down to the end and I’m just shaken so bad. How do you all do it?!

45 games in…my Detroit Tigers have the best record in all of baseball. I never take it for granted. And I love every minute.

Wow!!! This has really become unacceptable

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my hubby of nearly 26 years, RJay Wilson!! I love you forever and always!

I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY advise any and all of you to NEVER make a purchase from GameStop that requires shipping. Complete ineptitude up and down and easily the worst shopping experience of my life. Sad thing is, it was my first time buying from them (A PS5, no cheap item). I’ll sing it from rooftops

Yes enjoy. Because any moment now it’ll feel like the sun is diarrhea-ing all over you

Ok…my birthday parody song for RJay this year is ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD!! 5 days to rehearse it!

Loving this Detroit Tigers team this year!! Best AL record and their best start at home in 114 years! Whooo!!

I refilled the salt AND the pepper shakers….so, productive day!

Congrats on this milestone day! Lol

At the moment, my Tigers possess the best record in the American League. Thank you and have a good day.

Watching Sasquatch as a judge in the “Air Guitar Air Off” on ESPN 8 Ocho….has to be a fever dream. It HAS to be. And I just saw Flavor Flav. So it’s official.

What’s the point of the person holding the “slow” sign on a road reduced to one lane (when there’s normally three) and everyone is barely moving because of it? They’re getting paid to remind us we are moving (very) slow I guess

If I had to guess, I’d say 88.3% of all orange construction cones in Las Vegas are within half a mile from my apartment

From a 14 win team last year (82 game season),to a clinched playoff spot this year. Not only did the Detroit Pistons improve, they improved DRAMATICALLY!! Love to see it!

Grief…..what a complex, unpredictable animal…I go many days keeping composure….and then HOLY HELL….days like today just pop up out of nowhere…and I’m reduced to that same me from July 31st , 8 months ago, when I got word my Dad died. And the hurt and pain just swells back up to its original form.

Not sure who he is. But watch the teaser. Pretty funny OJ joke

Liam Neeson….in “The Naked Gun” reboot? As Frank Drebben Jr? Whoa….didnt see that one coming!

I haven’t had McDonald’s in a really long time. Today I did (time to kill, no car, next door to where I was). I feel like I ate hot garbage. Like there’s this heap of steaming garbage. And I just…..ate it.

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It is International Trans Day of Visibility. I am, and always will be, an unwavering ally to our wonderful trans friends, neighbors, and peers. One of the absolute most incredible, talented, and lovable people I’ve ever met in my life was trans. We lost her several years ago and I miss her always.

That’s a GREAT SHIRT!!!