Auntie Nattie

Been filling 2 positions at work for several months to transition to a new position. Excelled at both. Just got my annual review back: MEETS! The company is being stingy with giving anyone an Exceeds. So, if I can't get an Exceeds by overperforming in two roles, I'll start doing the bare minimum.

Since every accusation is a confession, who is currently manning the autopen?

Not gonna lie: I don't trust a damn thing they say.

That propaganda starting to fall away.

Trump can barely make it up the stairs and they're banking on him making it to 2028? I'm skeptical.

Already told my extended family we are doing thrift store or handmade gifts only t H os year.

Anyone else think RFK Jr's obsession with the sperm count of teen boys being low is going to morph into, "Well, since the old men have higher sperms courts, we should be impregnating the young women."

So, when it's a bunch of men in their 20s and 30s spouting dangerous, hateful rhetoric, they are just young men who shouldn't have their lives ruined, but when it's a 10 yr old girl seeking an abortion, she is a young woman who needs to be punished for her life choices? Got it.

Next time Kristi Noem wants to use a restroom, I say let her, but only after demanding she and every other person who wants to use it has documenrs proving their gender identity matches their sex at birth. It's only fair.

On behalf of all potatoes, I am offended. 😂

$100 to the reporter who tells Trump the Bible says rich people don't go to heaven the next time he's rambling about it.

So, we brought in $17 trillion in tariff revenue, but we can't pay furloughed government employees? Cool.

With everything going on, I keep thinking about the book "Sleeping Beauties" by Stephen and Owen King. I could go for a nice nap and a length of time with no men.

I feel like using lie detectors to find a mole in your office is a little pointless when the leader was caught inadvertently sending war plans to a reporter. You don't have a mole. You have a moron in charge.

Yeah, the problem at the Pentagon is the fat generals and admirals, not the fact that an alcoholic tv show host is running the department

I'm sorry, but wouldn't that be socialized medicine? And don't they hate that?

After seeing the shooters, I'm looking forward to hearing how they try to blame liberals for the shootings today.

Attacking protesters and civilians will never make you feel better about your tiny penis.

The writing on this reality show we are living is absolutely terrible. At least come up with some fresh ideas.

At this point, I think if the rapture did happen, people would be completely unphased. We're all numb at this point.

So, can Tylenol sue the fuck out of Trump and RFK, Jr for saying their product causes autism with zero evidence?

Glad I canceled them when they added NewsMax to their Hulu Live.

Yeah, there is no way someone living in a small Utah town was secretly living with someone transitioning. That would be all over town. As a former member, let me tell you, Mormons gossip like there's no tomorrow. It would be public knowledge.

I think your statement is 3 words too long.

Everyone is expendable to this man.

Kash: "Look, our law enforcement is so effective that people just turn themselves in!"

After the big day finally comes, how long do you think they will avoid telling us by releasing AI videos?

YouTube video by Good Morning America FBI calling on public to help find suspect who fatally shot Charlie Kirk

Um...no. With the amount of tax payer funds that goes into law enforcement, military, etc, you find him. Pretty sure I don't get paid to do your job.

Mine, too. Lucky bastards.

And Luigi hasn't been convicted.