Dogy!!!! 🔞

Anybody else been mourning the more functional, less numb selves they felt they were before the pandemic? That shits been hitting hard... We have not gotten a break

cw pregnant
finished piece for kaimstain ;3c

what The fuck is that a dog? In Gotokuji??

YES I CAN! LOOK AT THIS CUTIE!!!

Praline waiting for you to compliment her (it's been 5 minutes)

Death doesn’t want to go back to work😱

I hate this joke, more and more, every single year.

This is a grate joke

Politicians really just out here competing for who can make the most poorly, rapidly, dramatically aging tweets in human history.

TWO FUCKING DAYS AGO.

GROW A SPINE AND WORK FOR WHO ELECTED YOU.

Angry Goose meme. first frame: goose asking, "what did we get from the shutdown, senators? second frame: goose chasing angrily, "what the duck did we get??"

"What radicalized you?"
Me: Cowards.

Angry honking. 🦢

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Kody enthusiastically seizes an opportunity. 🐐✨

This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.

if you haven't seen The Witch Upstairs yet btw there is a joke where someone drives a vehicle into the distance and then crashes it into the skybox, causing the background to fall out of bounds

this is the most me-targeted joke in the world so if u like my sense of humour you'll like this

To try and help clear up confusion going around BSky at the moment regarding the gov’t shutdown:

The Democratic Party folded. They agreed to re-open government for a PROMISE of a vote.

Yes, SNAP recipients suffered for *nothing*.

Yes, there was NO ACA extension.

Yes, they accepted ALL the blame.

"Any of these motherfuckers" includes spineless, incapable capitulators like you too, @schumer.senate.gov

recession indicator: Nintendo is actually allowing discounts on 7 year old Mario games

my favorite talking point about the zohran election is "all the millionaires are going to leave new york!!" like any normal person is going to have a reaction other than "YOOO FR???"

💕Nuance💕

Sealer the Glaceon would've been the ideal Shiny Eevee maker. Although, there is one drawback. He himself can't guarantee an Eevee egg being male.

I don't know what she's doing, but whatever it is, she's doin it

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Dr. Owl's "Lecture on Embryology" 🦉🥚

Legs For Days (2021)

#nsfwart #pinup

one thing about being Animal In Public i had to get over was the fear of "fuck i look like a lot right now" but you have to realize y'all're stacked as fuck and 'r doing the most on the train

4 leather collar straps, each dyed a solid color with darker color splatters. Left to right: red, blue, purple, teal

Splatter pattern? How are we feeling about these? 👀

I'm crying

a very good girl