Jody L

"I need to buy candy I don't like next year." - me to myself for the past 30 years

There's still space on the Internet, where you can find some absolutely wild comment sections that don't get political. One of those is people claiming that Apple pie made zucchini instead of apples is just as good as apple pie.

Balances out people calling me a c-bomb for saying CK preached hate.

Can't we make different sacrifices?

Thing I just texted that made sense to me when I sent it.

"My car smell like gum someone else is chewing."

There's a movie on Peacock called Bionic Showdown starring Sandra Bullock and Lee Majors' kid. This is going to be great!

FB status comparing quesadilla to grilled cheese and noting I prefer them, could be part Mexican and should stay away from Trump.

Found an old FB status that serves as a reminder that some of us knew what he was a decade ago.

I wrote a new song with my kid (OutLyer) and we released it under "Just Ducky! Avail on Spotify, Apple, Amazon etc! It's an earworm!

Or use a platform where someone has to have an account to view shared links. I killed my Bigdumptruck account and now I can't view anything, ever unless someone screencaps it.

@boffoyux.bsky.social was cleaning long hair caught in the vacuum cleaner brush.

Me: That's valuable DNA. You could definitely make a theme park if you cloned me.

We were watching The Sandpiper on TCM and Liz Taylor told Richard Burton to come over for dinner "after 8." In this house if you are hungry after 8 you know where the cereal cabinet is.

Is there another country offering smaller SUVs or packs of Pokemon cards?

If Qatar offered me a plane I would have turned it down. Mostly because I don't have room in the driveway.

"The libs" he so badly wanted to "own" are his neighbors, maybe even friends or relatives. We aren't the the enemy. This isn't a war. We are just trying to live our lives, raise our families. We just don't shit on people who aren't like us. And we put blame where it belongs.

I should have won Taskmaster.

"I seem to have misplaced my meds again."

I wore that CD OUT! Thank you for the heads up!

Maybe you need the LP. (Not going to lie - I may have to go back next weekend and buy it.)

Weird Temu kitchen gadgets.

I should have bought it. But it was $8 and I wanted to save that for ice cream.

Ready for some not-winter weather. Maybe start the day above freezing once in a while?

Dear Ukraine:
Russian operative Krasnov does NOT represent us. We support you.

I hate waking up and wondering what The Führer and the idiot billionaire destroyed while I was asleep.

The Andy Samberg music video about Anxiety made my GenX new wave heart soooo happy!

I like good Belgian chocolate. Has to be made by good Belgians. None of those street punk chocolatiers for me.

Who told them THIS was what they should focus their time and energy on? It's like me spending money to prevent polar bear attacks in my back yard.

I like that!

I miss the good old days. 2024, feels like a long time ago.

"There is no law making it a crime to live in the U.S. as an undocumented immigrant. Instead, the law treats it as a civil violation."

Stop calling illegal immigrants criminals. They aren't, and racists saying so don't make it true.

Why is ANYONE okay with the GOVERNMENT going on the attack because a citizen gave an opinion? Celeb or not, she has a right to her opinion. "The White House" doesn't have more important work to do? This is the definition of insanity.

I got carded yesterday if you want to touch the hem of my garments.