Ian Anderson B.S.

(queen starts playing in the background)

Drove into Philly and immediately had to remember to not give a shit if anyone is honking at me.

I mean, got to play with a multimeter while wearing an otter kigu so I’m also having a good time.

May the next 27 years be full of as much joy... and dick jokes.

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I just had someone else trim my facial hair for the first time in my life.

A variety of emotions went on there, many of them were fear and suspicion.

We’re all getting on the same half empty train, cool your damn jets.

There’s always one impatient white woman trying to get on the train back to Maine first.

Meanwhile the rest of us get to just watch her wait out there on the platform.

I got in some new tokens to give out at Unplugged and they look sick.

Axe

Hotel: booked
Parking: reserved
Patches: sewn

Philadelphia, my body is nearly ready.

You know you should only drink the non-stainless cleaner.

I’d really love to know the ratio of Coke Zero purchased accidentally vs the purposeful purchase ratio.

Snow!

HMU for some gf libations when you’re in Philly

It is so unfortunate that the mullet has made a comeback.

One of the days in Groundhog Day Bill Murray’s character cuts a bloody swath through town.

Mainers had the opportunity to vote away their right to vote yesterday and I am relieved to share that they did not, actually

Birthday ritual checklist item 1: wake up naked.

✅

Oh shit, this could be my birthday present to myself.

Just found out there’s a ski expo at the BCEC next week and I kinda wanna go.

Alright: Hawks vs Dogers, let’s have a real World Series.

Gyms remain a mistake.

Ian and I are watching stuff on Roku and they keep running this commercial with a clip from John Wick that sounds like “Yeah… I’m Dick and I’m back” with no context and inexplicably it has made my weekend

I do love it when folks add these bits of personal touch on an order.
I bought the patch, and got so much more on that envelope.
So thanks to Honey Bear Press.

I hate when people ask what the best selling beer is at a place. It makes a self-perpetuating cycle where the best seller is the best seller because it’s a best seller.

And inevitably it’s an IPA.

I wear costumes so often throughout the year that I sometimes halfass it on Halloween proper.

I like to stand antipasto.

A stylized black and white illustration of Chilchuck from Delicious in Dungeon, standing with one hand on his hip and the other holding a lockpicking tool. He's facing the left but looking off to the right apprehensively.

I just think he's neat

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I am now vampire. Must avoid direct sun for a while.

Eyes are dilating, getting ready to stare into a laser to fix my eye. The irony being all the times you’re told to not do that.