Call her sensei the way her top divine

"We were so preoccupied with if we could, we never stopped to think if we should" - me and my cat in the kitchen at 2am, me eating cheese over the sink and him praying for a feast from my carelessness

Take me down to the party city, where the grass is green and also 70% off

If you are worried about dota players hygiene habits just tell them the shower is now dedicated safe lane and their lane opponent is afk. (Is this a thing, does this work?)

If a mosquito sucks up my blood through my tattoo I bet he goes home that much cooler than other mosquitoes. Or maybe it's poisoned, I dunno mosquitoes lives man

I've been thinking of two scenes from sinners constantly since watching it. 1 is the oral scene and the other is the jig scene. For the same reasons

I think if somebody's hiney was crowding my icebox I'd have a hard time being chill about it, no matter who Jimmy was wrestling

You KNOW an untapped basalt monolith hate to see me coming

After 3 months and 21 books later i finished my read through of the cosmere and I can honestly say I don't know how I'm going to fill my time now

Every day this month I would like you all to give thanks for this little warrior with feline aids, our gay son

You're telling me an Elantrian fried this Dor, kolo?

#DiscoElysium

A sphere with a mossy texture resembling a marimo ball, surrounded by cherry shrimp of various sizes.

It's a shrimp world we're all just living in it

Also for the record this was what I can recall of a nyquil induced fever dream I had last weekend with a 102 fever

Harmony: "I'm sorry to ask this of you again, my strongest weapon, but your services are required once more on Scadrial, I think."
Tony Soprano lights his cigar: " Ahhh marone, you bettah tell that stugots Hoid to keep his distance or he's gonna get a coinshot to the back of the skull."

Demonic hands holding up the box for “Scream Park” a DVC games board game by Jasper Beatrix with art by Nick Tofani (the guy who posted this)

Picture of Scream Park’s playmat and array of game pieces on a wooden table

Picture of Scream Park’s box and array of game pieces on a wooden table featuring several of the VIPs

Picture of Scream Park’s playmat and array of game pieces on a wooden table. Wow what a fun looking game

Next week is PAX East!! If you find yourself going make sure to pick up a copy of @dvcgames.bsky.social’s Scream Park cuz it’s super fun and I did all the art for it. They have other games too. Heck. Get em all. As a special treat.

I'm smoking on that shit that made that Sin Cardinal. (Bluesky aka Jarvis aka big dawg please send this when I'm not delirious from my fever. Thank you)

This post would hit so different if we were in the UK

So anyways, I started BONKIN' 🔨 💥

Here's what I've been working on -- I made the Hope Hammer from Monster Hunter Wilds!! This is THE LARGEST prop I've ever made, and my first time working with XPS foam~
I'll be hauling this around SakuraCon this weekend in my Chatacabra armor! ^^ 💖

I find it kinda money, I find it kinda Chad
That the dreams in which I'm gooning are the best ever had

100% real, I get this

Kingdom hearts has to be set in the cosmere, Sora is a Shardbearer

Just woke up from a dream where I was on survivor and the challenge was "get an enema" and when the person went to do mine all I said was "I better not wake up shitting my bed"

My favorite episode of the sopranos was when there's the storyline where Junior is ashamed that he's too good at eating pussy. Like "No way would I be caught dead eating muff, you mean that place dicks go? I'm not gay" like okay guy

Sclumpo the Righteous: "Holy shit, aren't you Glork the Unscrupulous? I haven't seen you since college how ya been?"

Glork the unscrupulous: *steals Sclumpo's wallet and fucks Sclumpo's wife*

I don't know what it is or if I'm wrong for this, but just find Aaron Paul's character in Invincible so insufferable and whiny. I'm having trouble vocalizing it, it just feels outta place

My partner is gone until Thursday and gosh darn it I miss them 😡

I wish I could explain to people how much the show Ted Lasso makes me feel things

Alexa play this charming man by the smiths, i want to make people question their opinions of me

I have no cock yet I must piss