aub

whenever i’m craving an IPA, i just eat an unwashed raw bell pepper

used my tax return to pay off my runescape debt

if i opened my camera app and took a back camera flash photo of myself and posted it raw on the internet people would think i’m in the hospital with a severe allergic reaction

got hit with intense joy? when i walked into the elevator at my doctors office today. felt out of body and like i could cry but it was gone before the doors opened so whatever girl

graffiti artists will literally climb up 30 stories on a rusty ladder in the wind just to be like BLØRK

cracked open a guinness at noon today. just needed to do that for me

other people’s birthdays are the best you get to be like “happy birthday”

i’m tryna sza

i know drake heard that “A minor” from his house

i do my best thinking when i’m just sitting here

always a little something black on my fingers never really figured out why that is

beyoncé x beyblade collab

love wrapping a towel around me and a little ass show in the back

my shoes felt tight today i was like what gives? all day just tight as can be then i take em off realized my socks big as hell

haven’t eaten enough potato wedges lately

sometimes i just be making food. not even hungry just seeing what these hands can do. when in done, who knows? maybe im hungry then

fine all day then my stomach goes kuckoo bananas right when i get in bed

nobody gayer than a drunk straight woman

doechii just made me cry in front of my friends

no but imagine hanging up on someone by slamming the phone on the hook and walking away god ddd

bring back landlines i want to yap in my designated phone call chair

guess we’re gonna have to start stealing groceries in 2025

you get it

treating bluesky like 2012 twitter and just gonna be saying shit

rip twitter rip democracy rip buffalo bills