Steve Burgess

This is more like the Popovic football that I remember

Did they get the Suncorp curator to do the pitch?

It’s difficult to judge form in the NRL these days tbh. Whoever gets the moment gets the win.

My dad is the Broncos guy. He likes him.

Doing great mate. Good to hear from you.

The 90 year old lady that lives across the road from me just got home invaded in broad daylight.

Geez that arrest video was tame. You should see mine

Tweet from Yejin Gim - I don't know why but I saw an Alliance to Destroy Elon Musk's Testicles With A Spinning Kick flag yesterday

Finally a Political Movement I can actually get behind:

Mi Goreng: the breakfast, lunch and dinner of champions 🥰

The vast majority of pill deaths occur with prescription drugs. Knowing the ingredients doesn’t seem to help.

I’m against pill testing because half the fun of taking pills is not knowing.

Owns a restaurant

I get these all the time & routinely reply "Get fucked you scammy cunt." I assume the scammer thinks me the most awful father. But I am Australian. And so, a humble request. Could we all agree that whenever we get one of these we reply, "Get fucked you scammy cunt." Australians only, thx.

Bloke on the bus today was vaping and holding it in so no one noticed.

I am begging streaming services to add a “I will never watch this. Never show it to me again” button.

People that think air fryer chips are as good as the real thing are not chip connoisseurs and shouldn’t speak on the subject.

Police haven’t yet worked out a motive…

Only the loosest of cannons use pay phones in 2024

Robert Patrick being the bad guy in Terminator 2 is right in front of you from the start. If you didn’t have the context of the first movie you’d see it straight away.

I didn’t have super high hopes for Albanese but I never ever expected him to be such a weapons grade pissant

Washed up Ben Simmons is still better than Josh Giddey

‘Still have their baby teeth’: Queensland children as young as 10 to face life sentences for murder under new laws Human rights commissioner says David Crisafulli’s LNP government risking state’s international reputation with tough new youth crime laws

Old enough to be tried as an adult
Not old enough to use social media

‘Still have their baby teeth’: Queensland children as young as 10 to face life sentences for murder under new laws www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Girls are way better on average at doing all their homework. I know this from my vast experience of copying other people’s homework.

I would’ve copied your work for sure

It was a recurring theme. They always left out the bit about the elite vibes I provided from the back of the class.

Why did Darren Lockyer present Clare Polkinghorne with that frame before the game?

Were there no former Matildas or even Socceroos from QLD that were available to have that honour?

#matildas

These goalkeeper injuries are scheduled drinks breaks.

We put people on the moon half a century ago but we still can’t figure out growing grass at Suncorp. #AUSvBRA

Brazil look handy in transition #AUSvBRA