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I refuse to be called weird living in a society that actively announces they're rawdogging their partner. AKA announcing that "we're trying to get pregnant"

Man dramatically shouting to "let me leave a kudos again" to a fanfiction on Archive of Our Own (AO3)

How does this keep happening 🥲

🍎 ↬ niyuart.github.io/FruitfulPers...

Got accosted by a Scottish Power rep in town who wasn't wearing any SP identifying gear. Anyway, was unable to get out of the conversation and resulted in signing up for a contract under Fraudulent Misrepresentation.

Guess I'm going to have a busy time cancelling my contract when I get home!

2 sentence horror story

There is nothing cuter than Tough Guy™️ with a tiny pet.

Like super buff muscly man with teeny tiny pomeranian

I was terrified to leave my flat and go to work this morning. I had to be (practically) dragged out.

I want to leave the country.

England is rapidly turning more fascist every day. I now can't use the women's restroom in fear I will be arrested and strip searched to "prove my sex."

I'm not a particularly feminine person. Biologically speaking, I'm not a female, either- I'm intersex.

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

Whilst that kind of tragedy hurts, it doesn't sting as much as

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way"

This was peak design 🙌

a cartoon bunny says you 're the best with an upward arrow Alt: A cartoon puppy says "you 're the best" with an upward arrow

Cinnamoroll has become my new obsession 🥹🥹

Mug that says "leave me alone I'm pretending to work"

My coworkers are loving my new mug 😂

Who was going to tell me that men in heels was so fucking hot?! Omfg-

I can't heal you if I'm dead #marvelrivals

It better be moving to the UK 🥺

Fucking fire alarm went off. Baltic outside and I had no coat.

Nips could cut diamonds right now

Sometimes I'm concerned that my customers can drive... or vote for that matter

They always be looking juicy 😘

Had a great day today! Finally finished GTA5 story mode, hanged out with friends and got ate chocolate cookies 🥰

Best birthday ever!

Why does everything have to have chocolate on it? 🥺 I wanted to get someone a cute valentines treat, but they can't have chocolate.

I managed to get them something but it wasn't as fancy or nice as the other baked goods 😭

Every day, I hate being British more and more 😭 wish I could sign this!

Febby skircle time!

Crossing my dawgs for ya too!

As a fellow squirrel girl main, I get you 😅

I'm getting annoyed with cis het white people trying to force themselves into gay culture and getting it unbearably wrong. Especially when they then talk over the queer person trying to educate them.

My life at the office working with people my age

My company pays me a whole 10 pence more than the minimum wage. I feel so valued.

If Green Diesel is better than White Diesel because it's manufactured using renewable materials- why can't we use Green in our cars? Wouldn't it be better for the planet?

#Diesel #Question #Fuel #GlobalWarming

PSA for Tories and Republicans.

Do be aware that I will not entertain your stupid.
I will not stroke your ego. I will not agree with your right-wing beliefs.

What I will do is firmly plant my boot up your arse until you taste the leather.

Deny. Defend. Depose.

There's now a Hooters in my city 🥳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿