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โ›คPaolo๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ|ur pagan uncle

@themonsterfvcker.bsky.social

Just ur chill pagan uncle who's a friend and a slut to all |Bi|Aro|pagan|autistic|femboy|19 Im funny sometimes you should follow me|christians DNI|occasional horny posting, DNI if uncomfy with that|any pronouns

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Like this to play buttplug tug of war

08.05.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hello #witchsky and beyond!

Was wondering if any experience with these books as I'm currently in the bookstore and was wondering if these books are any good before I buy one, thanks folks!

For more information I consider myself an eclectic witch and pagan
#occult #witchcraft #paganism

08.05.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
text: me and my pretty girlfriend she has a penis

pic of madoka and homura hugging

text: me and my pretty girlfriend she has a penis pic of madoka and homura hugging

08.05.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 250    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Awww what a pretty boy you are :3

08.05.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stare into the boba eyes 0.0
#femboy #femsky

08.05.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œThe pope will be from Chicagoโ€ sounds like an 1880s Republicanโ€™s dire prediction for if we donโ€™t stop Irish immigration

08.05.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13347    ๐Ÿ” 2938    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71
Swimsuit Umbre, now colored! 
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ๆฐด็€ใฎใ‚ฆใƒ ใƒ–ใƒฉใ€ไปŠใ‚ซใƒฉใƒ•ใƒซ๏ผ

Swimsuit Umbre, now colored! --- ๆฐด็€ใฎใ‚ฆใƒ ใƒ–ใƒฉใ€ไปŠใ‚ซใƒฉใƒ•ใƒซ๏ผ

๐ŸŒ– #umbreon #ใƒ–ใƒฉใƒƒใ‚ญใƒผ

08.05.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 624    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New pope, who dis

08.05.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My bad

Dawg got possessed by Markiplier

08.05.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do trans men laugh softly?

"hehehehehe"

How do trans women laugh softly?

"shesheshesheshe"

08.05.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s the 80th Anniversary of VE Day!

Hereโ€™s to beating back Fascism (now more than ever, please)!

08.05.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12729    ๐Ÿ” 2383    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52
Spheal in Pokemon XD gale of darkness looking down. There is a red arrow next to it with text "he's reading the post below"

Spheal in Pokemon XD gale of darkness looking down. There is a red arrow next to it with text "he's reading the post below"

08.05.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 499    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Me everytime I wake up in the morning:

pic of johnny depp as willy wonka, in sunglasses, bright white skin, and saying 'Ew'

Me everytime I wake up in the morning: pic of johnny depp as willy wonka, in sunglasses, bright white skin, and saying 'Ew'

08.05.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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every post + reply section on twitter these days

08.05.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8185    ๐Ÿ” 645    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Bro got possessed by Markiplier

08.05.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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~Lola Dick Lick~
Aww yeh bnuuy lick .w.)b
Spending a lotta time in Terraria again going through 1.4 proper this time :U
So many new things that I've missed my first time through, fancy.

08.05.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1313    ๐Ÿ” 234    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two commemorative magazines, one for Hello Kitty, the other for Pope Francis

Two commemorative magazines, one for Hello Kitty, the other for Pope Francis

Sucks they never got to collab

07.05.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10859    ๐Ÿ” 912    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

When I die do not, under any circumstances, put my pagan ass in a church

07.05.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sinโ€™Nโ€™Out

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Sinโ€™Nโ€™Out

07.05.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 620    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Lore update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

07.05.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

07.05.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14642    ๐Ÿ” 2402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1294    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1597
Picture of a Snivy front facing in the Pokรฉmon Amie feature from Pokรฉmon X & Y

Picture of a Snivy front facing in the Pokรฉmon Amie feature from Pokรฉmon X & Y

front facing snivy

07.05.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 927    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

QUICK LETS ORDAIN WOMEN WHILE THE CARDINALS AREN'T LOOKING

07.05.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 178    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Favorite cheese is Swiss.

Why? Because it's just like me...holey

07.05.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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