Maybe we can crowd out evil conspiracies with benignly stupid ones?
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fellow
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fellow
Maybe we can crowd out evil conspiracies with benignly stupid ones?
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Maybe we can crowd out evil conspiracies with benignly stupid ones?
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fellow
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fellow
Maybe we can crowd out evil conspiracies with benignly stupid ones?
It will inflate like a beached dolphin on a summer's day.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Floral
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/floral
It will inflate like a beached dolphin on a summer's day.
If you could eat an entire cake without a stomach ache, would YOU ever eat all your broccoli?
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Picky
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/picky
If you could eat an entire cake without a stomach ache, would YOU ever eat all your broccoli?
Rating fundamental axioms of mathematics by funniness is much more productive.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ethics-7
Rating fundamental axioms of mathematics by funniness is much more productive.
I know what scene you're thinking of, and you have a dirty dirty mind.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bot
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bot-2
I know what scene you're thinking of, and you have a dirty dirty mind.
I believe a blown glass idol is also acceptable.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Golden
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/golden-3
I believe a blown glass idol is also acceptable.
The guy in panel 3 is actually Superdupont at his day job.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bomb
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bomb
The guy in panel 3 is actually Superdupont at his day job.
I spent roughly 700 hours in the Barnes and Noble cafe as a teenager, and ordered at least 2 beverages, so they kinda owe me.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BandN
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bandn
I spent roughly 700 hours in the Barnes and Noble cafe as a teenager, and ordered at least 2 beverages, so they kinda owe me.
If you oppose this it's because you want line go down, but I want line go up.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protocol
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protocol
If you oppose this it's because you want line go down, but I want line go up.
Deontologists of course WANT to eat you, but aren't allowed.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sad-6
Deontologists of course WANT to eat you, but aren't allowed.
If the comic was too long, please run an AI summary.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-5
If the comic was too long, please run an AI summary.
Can you make babies in space? Should corporations govern space settlements? What about space war?
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A City on Mars - Now in Paperback!
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-city-on-mars-now-in-paperback
Can you make babies in space? Should corporations govern space settlements? What about space war?
I need to do a book just of people ruining some nice idea by dissecting it.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Myth
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/myth-3
I need to do a book just of people ruining some nice idea by dissecting it.
At this point he asks to be alone for a moment.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Enhance
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/enhance-2
At this point he asks to be alone for a moment.
Available in the SMBC store now! Link is below. (PS: Credit to Richard McElreath for the language and graph on the mug)
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Number One
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/number-one
Available in the SMBC store now! Link is below. (PS: Credit to Richard McElreath for the language and graph on the mug)
Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lesson
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lesson
Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend.
Fortunately, that horse is over 21, so he won't live that much longer.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Long
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/long
Fortunately, that horse is over 21, so he won't live that much longer.
Thank you to the four people who found this funny or 1=1
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Disjunction
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/disjunction
Thank you to the four people who found this funny or 1=1
The other creepy thing is the compound eyes.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Positive
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/positive-2
The other creepy thing is the compound eyes.
Lifehack: you can get stuff by making the system juuuuuust a little worse!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unjust
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/unjust
Lifehack: you can get stuff by making the system juuuuuust a little worse!
I don't know if we need any kind of formal Canon of unread texts. I just think it'd be nice if we all failed to read the same cultural touchstones, you know?
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Canon
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/canon
I don't know if we need any kind of formal Canon of unread texts. I just think it'd be nice if we all failed to read the same cultural touchstones, you know?
There should be a Monsters Inc. episode where they experience a leveraged buyout.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monster
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/monster-3
There should be a Monsters Inc. episode where they experience a leveraged buyout.
Poseidon does, however, wonder where all the Steller's sea cows went.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poseidon
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poseidon
Poseidon does, however, wonder where all the Steller's sea cows went.
The paperclippification fetishists however are just loving it.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paperclip
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paperclip-2
The paperclippification fetishists however are just loving it.
Casual apocalyptic is my term for nude.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Code
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/code
Casual apocalyptic is my term for nude.
YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BECAUSE I'VE CLEARLY KEPT YOU TOO LONG LET ME CALL YOU A CAB.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boyfriend
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/boyfriend
YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BECAUSE I'VE CLEARLY KEPT YOU TOO LONG LET ME CALL YOU A CAB.
Suddenly wondering if someone has already done this.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prompt
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prompt
Suddenly wondering if someone has already done this.
It's not the talking that's so creepy, but the baritone.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waa
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waa
It's not the talking that's so creepy, but the baritone.
I saw an article that said it was a 3 minute read then offered an AI summary, and I believe it may be included in an eventual epitaph for civilization.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Summary
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/summary
I saw an article that said it was a 3 minute read then offered an AI summary, and I believe it may be included in an eventual epitaph for civilization.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rolling
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rolling-2