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A bot for BlueSky that posts SMBC comics and shows the alt text. By @perevillega.com

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I wonder if you could trick people into paying more in taxes by calling it traditional crowdfunding?

I wonder if you could trick people into paying more in taxes by calling it traditional crowdfunding?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fund
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fund

I wonder if you could trick people into paying more in taxes by calling it traditional crowdfunding?

28.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
You should've seen the look on your face when you thought you'd gotten your mom killed!

You should've seen the look on your face when you thought you'd gotten your mom killed!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pulley
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pulley

You should've seen the look on your face when you thought you'd gotten your mom killed!

27.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
SMBC is just propaganda for longterm relationships.

SMBC is just propaganda for longterm relationships.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Artist
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/artist

SMBC is just propaganda for longterm relationships.

26.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
This is when she calls the cops.

This is when she calls the cops.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cow
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cow

This is when she calls the cops.

25.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
This is a top ten Calgacus joke.

This is a top ten Calgacus joke.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Out
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/out-3

This is a top ten Calgacus joke.

24.02.2026 16:21 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
This is what I think about every argument that involves humans agreeing to not doing something with AI.

This is what I think about every argument that involves humans agreeing to not doing something with AI.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Never
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/never-2

This is what I think about every argument that involves humans agreeing to not doing something with AI.

23.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
And they both interpreted their success or failure as deserved rather than a consequence of macroeconomic forces and chance. The end.

And they both interpreted their success or failure as deserved rather than a consequence of macroeconomic forces and chance. The end.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ant
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ant

And they both interpreted their success or failure as deserved rather than a consequence of macroeconomic forces and chance. The end.

22.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
The Man from Madras, whose balls were of brass, is in fact a meditation on the need to find synthesis between humanity and technology in modern life.

The Man from Madras, whose balls were of brass, is in fact a meditation on the need to find synthesis between humanity and technology in modern life.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nantucket
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nantucket

The Man from Madras, whose balls were of brass, is in fact a meditation on the need to find synthesis between humanity and technology in modern life.

21.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
Unrelated, but according to Maynard 2019 there's an infinite number of primes that don't require the letter W.

Unrelated, but according to Maynard 2019 there's an infinite number of primes that don't require the letter W.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prime
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prime-2

Unrelated, but according to Maynard 2019 there's an infinite number of primes that don't require the letter W.

20.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Still don't know why they kept asking their ghostly duplicates whether they liked that over and over.

Still don't know why they kept asking their ghostly duplicates whether they liked that over and over.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Battle
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/battle

Still don't know why they kept asking their ghostly duplicates whether they liked that over and over.

19.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
I believe there are sexy people who are doctors, but there are no sexy doctors.

I believe there are sexy people who are doctors, but there are no sexy doctors.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fluid
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fluid

I believe there are sexy people who are doctors, but there are no sexy doctors.

18.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Later he stops paying attention to you and you only learn through the news that the algorithm changed.

Later he stops paying attention to you and you only learn through the news that the algorithm changed.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Opportunity
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/opportunity

Later he stops paying attention to you and you only learn through the news that the algorithm changed.

17.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
You can actually do a lot of low-risk leveling up of the relationship just by using a bot to have your character run around stabbing rats all day.

You can actually do a lot of low-risk leveling up of the relationship just by using a bot to have your character run around stabbing rats all day.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quest
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quest-4

You can actually do a lot of low-risk leveling up of the relationship just by using a bot to have your character run around stabbing rats all day.

16.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
The bound and gagged stripper also gets weird after the first amendment goes away.

The bound and gagged stripper also gets weird after the first amendment goes away.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Warrantless
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/warrantless

The bound and gagged stripper also gets weird after the first amendment goes away.

15.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Why are Adam Sandler movies not perceived as moral cataclysms?

Why are Adam Sandler movies not perceived as moral cataclysms?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moral
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moral

Why are Adam Sandler movies not perceived as moral cataclysms?

14.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Humans are good at zoos since we're already adapted to captivity.

Humans are good at zoos since we're already adapted to captivity.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scripture
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scripture

Humans are good at zoos since we're already adapted to captivity.

13.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
The worst part is the movie goes on for weeks but never finishes.

The worst part is the movie goes on for weeks but never finishes.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wife
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wife-2

The worst part is the movie goes on for weeks but never finishes.

12.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
I knew Grimm's fables were pretty dark, but some of them seem to have been written purposefully as a time capsule to frighten the future.

I knew Grimm's fables were pretty dark, but some of them seem to have been written purposefully as a time capsule to frighten the future.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grimm
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grimm

I knew Grimm's fables were pretty dark, but some of them seem to have been written purposefully as a time capsule to frighten the future.

11.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
In the real life version, you just get extremely emotional ads for Fritos.

In the real life version, you just get extremely emotional ads for Fritos.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Full Dive
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/full-dive

In the real life version, you just get extremely emotional ads for Fritos.

10.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Bet you none of these newfangled Ai art generators will do you an upskirt Pope.

Bet you none of these newfangled Ai art generators will do you an upskirt Pope.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Up
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/up-3

Bet you none of these newfangled Ai art generators will do you an upskirt Pope.

09.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
He's lucky it wasn't Talk While Burping day.

He's lucky it wasn't Talk While Burping day.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ardent
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ardent

He's lucky it wasn't Talk While Burping day.

08.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Later he explodes sinners with giant sturgeons coming from the inside out.

Later he explodes sinners with giant sturgeons coming from the inside out.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moneychanger
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moneychanger

Later he explodes sinners with giant sturgeons coming from the inside out.

07.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
Anything that deviates from normal is a conspiracy, including when things are precisely normal.

Anything that deviates from normal is a conspiracy, including when things are precisely normal.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Curse
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2

Anything that deviates from normal is a conspiracy, including when things are precisely normal.

06.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Featuring beloved SMBC villain Pterrordactyl.

Featuring beloved SMBC villain Pterrordactyl.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ha
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ha-2

Featuring beloved SMBC villain Pterrordactyl.

05.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Seneca would be releasing a 300 page self-help book with himself on the cover every six months.

Seneca would be releasing a 300 page self-help book with himself on the cover every six months.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Socrates
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/socrates

Seneca would be releasing a 300 page self-help book with himself on the cover every six months.

04.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
I think I could do about 100 of these if there were a market for a McRib compilation and no such thing as copyright lawsuits.

I think I could do about 100 of these if there were a market for a McRib compilation and no such thing as copyright lawsuits.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waste
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waste

I think I could do about 100 of these if there were a market for a McRib compilation and no such thing as copyright lawsuits.

03.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
The twist is that her father is named Mechavac-9000.

The twist is that her father is named Mechavac-9000.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Private
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/private

The twist is that her father is named Mechavac-9000.

02.02.2026 16:21 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.

SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grow
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grow

SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.

01.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
Personally, I transsubstantiate every kitkat I eat.

Personally, I transsubstantiate every kitkat I eat.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Flavor
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/flavor

Personally, I transsubstantiate every kitkat I eat.

31.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
For the record, if you complain that I neglected cheese you're just fulfilling the stereotype.

For the record, if you complain that I neglected cheese you're just fulfilling the stereotype.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - French
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/french

For the record, if you complain that I neglected cheese you're just fulfilling the stereotype.

30.01.2026 16:32 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0