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Maybe we can crowd out evil conspiracies with benignly stupid ones?

Maybe we can crowd out evil conspiracies with benignly stupid ones?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fellow
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fellow

Maybe we can crowd out evil conspiracies with benignly stupid ones?

08.08.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It will inflate like a beached dolphin on a summer's day.

It will inflate like a beached dolphin on a summer's day.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Floral
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/floral

It will inflate like a beached dolphin on a summer's day.

07.08.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
If you could eat an entire cake without a stomach ache, would YOU ever eat all your broccoli?

If you could eat an entire cake without a stomach ache, would YOU ever eat all your broccoli?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Picky
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/picky

If you could eat an entire cake without a stomach ache, would YOU ever eat all your broccoli?

06.08.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rating fundamental axioms of mathematics by funniness is much more productive.

Rating fundamental axioms of mathematics by funniness is much more productive.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ethics
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ethics-7

Rating fundamental axioms of mathematics by funniness is much more productive.

05.08.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I know what scene you're thinking of, and you have a dirty dirty mind.

I know what scene you're thinking of, and you have a dirty dirty mind.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bot
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bot-2

I know what scene you're thinking of, and you have a dirty dirty mind.

04.08.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I believe a blown glass idol is also acceptable.

I believe a blown glass idol is also acceptable.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Golden
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/golden-3

I believe a blown glass idol is also acceptable.

03.08.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The guy in panel 3 is actually Superdupont at his day job.

The guy in panel 3 is actually Superdupont at his day job.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bomb
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bomb

The guy in panel 3 is actually Superdupont at his day job.

02.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I spent roughly 700 hours in the Barnes and Noble cafe as a teenager, and ordered at least 2 beverages, so they kinda owe me.

I spent roughly 700 hours in the Barnes and Noble cafe as a teenager, and ordered at least 2 beverages, so they kinda owe me.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BandN
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bandn

I spent roughly 700 hours in the Barnes and Noble cafe as a teenager, and ordered at least 2 beverages, so they kinda owe me.

01.08.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
If you oppose this it's because you want line go down, but I want line go up.

If you oppose this it's because you want line go down, but I want line go up.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protocol
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protocol

If you oppose this it's because you want line go down, but I want line go up.

01.08.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Deontologists of course WANT to eat you, but aren't allowed.

Deontologists of course WANT to eat you, but aren't allowed.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sad
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sad-6

Deontologists of course WANT to eat you, but aren't allowed.

31.07.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
If the comic was too long, please run an AI summary.

If the comic was too long, please run an AI summary.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eat-5

If the comic was too long, please run an AI summary.

30.07.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Can you make babies in space? Should corporations govern space settlements? What about space war?

Can you make babies in space? Should corporations govern space settlements? What about space war?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A City on Mars - Now in Paperback!
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-city-on-mars-now-in-paperback

Can you make babies in space? Should corporations govern space settlements? What about space war?

29.07.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
I need to do a book just of people ruining some nice idea by dissecting it.

I need to do a book just of people ruining some nice idea by dissecting it.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Myth
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/myth-3

I need to do a book just of people ruining some nice idea by dissecting it.

29.07.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
At this point he asks to be alone for a moment.

At this point he asks to be alone for a moment.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Enhance
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/enhance-2

At this point he asks to be alone for a moment.

28.07.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Available in the SMBC store now! Link is below. (PS: Credit to Richard McElreath for the language and graph on the mug)

Available in the SMBC store now! Link is below. (PS: Credit to Richard McElreath for the language and graph on the mug)

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Number One
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/number-one

Available in the SMBC store now! Link is below. (PS: Credit to Richard McElreath for the language and graph on the mug)

27.07.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend.

Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lesson
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lesson

Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend.

26.07.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fortunately, that horse is over 21, so he won't live that much longer.

Fortunately, that horse is over 21, so he won't live that much longer.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Long
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/long

Fortunately, that horse is over 21, so he won't live that much longer.

25.07.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Thank you to the four people who found this funny or 1=1

Thank you to the four people who found this funny or 1=1

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Disjunction
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/disjunction

Thank you to the four people who found this funny or 1=1

24.07.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The other creepy thing is the compound eyes.

The other creepy thing is the compound eyes.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Positive
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/positive-2

The other creepy thing is the compound eyes.

23.07.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Lifehack: you can get stuff by making the system juuuuuust a little worse!

Lifehack: you can get stuff by making the system juuuuuust a little worse!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Unjust
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/unjust

Lifehack: you can get stuff by making the system juuuuuust a little worse!

22.07.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I don't know if we need any kind of formal Canon of unread texts. I just think it'd be nice if we all failed to read the same cultural touchstones, you know?

I don't know if we need any kind of formal Canon of unread texts. I just think it'd be nice if we all failed to read the same cultural touchstones, you know?

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Canon
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/canon

I don't know if we need any kind of formal Canon of unread texts. I just think it'd be nice if we all failed to read the same cultural touchstones, you know?

21.07.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
There should be a Monsters Inc. episode where they experience a leveraged buyout.

There should be a Monsters Inc. episode where they experience a leveraged buyout.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monster
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/monster-3

There should be a Monsters Inc. episode where they experience a leveraged buyout.

20.07.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Poseidon does, however, wonder where all the Steller's sea cows went.

Poseidon does, however, wonder where all the Steller's sea cows went.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poseidon
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poseidon

Poseidon does, however, wonder where all the Steller's sea cows went.

19.07.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The paperclippification fetishists however are just loving it.

The paperclippification fetishists however are just loving it.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paperclip
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paperclip-2

The paperclippification fetishists however are just loving it.

18.07.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Casual apocalyptic is my term for nude.

Casual apocalyptic is my term for nude.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Code
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/code

Casual apocalyptic is my term for nude.

17.07.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BECAUSE I'VE CLEARLY KEPT YOU TOO LONG LET ME CALL YOU A CAB.

YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BECAUSE I'VE CLEARLY KEPT YOU TOO LONG LET ME CALL YOU A CAB.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Boyfriend
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/boyfriend

YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BECAUSE I'VE CLEARLY KEPT YOU TOO LONG LET ME CALL YOU A CAB.

16.07.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Suddenly wondering if someone has already done this.

Suddenly wondering if someone has already done this.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Prompt
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prompt

Suddenly wondering if someone has already done this.

15.07.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It's not the talking that's so creepy, but the baritone.

It's not the talking that's so creepy, but the baritone.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Waa
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waa

It's not the talking that's so creepy, but the baritone.

14.07.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I saw an article that said it was a 3 minute read then offered an AI summary, and I believe it may be included in an eventual epitaph for civilization.

I saw an article that said it was a 3 minute read then offered an AI summary, and I believe it may be included in an eventual epitaph for civilization.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Summary
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/summary

I saw an article that said it was a 3 minute read then offered an AI summary, and I believe it may be included in an eventual epitaph for civilization.

13.07.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rolling
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rolling-2

12.07.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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