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@paisleybark.bsky.social

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preciselyyyyyy

02.12.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a proper anime girl enclosure should include at least twenty times her height in tentacles. previous literature suggests five times but modern research has revealed that the tentacles need to be rotated and given rest in order to ease the soil degradation that results from over-stressed tentacles

02.12.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

she looks so happy and enriched

02.12.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.

01.12.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1391    πŸ” 379    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8

i wake up

i am forced to confront the world again

i am made to be stronger

i go to sleep

i wake up

27.11.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha, right?! Or what about mandatory disclosures for the discrepancy between the salaries of the CEO and their lowest paid worker? That would be so funny, right?! Let’s do it as a funny joke!!!

30.11.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3454    πŸ” 945    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3

serving zero-suit

01.12.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

first syllable of monkey into "mung" and then taking "uz" from fuzzy for the us bit

01.12.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sentence mixing this in my mind dojo to make kaz say "it's called a mo ngus

01.12.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the t in ttrpg is for t4t

29.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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pope leo got left on read too many times by chicago trans women on grindr

26.11.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

25.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8123    πŸ” 2044    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 129

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

13.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7402    πŸ” 2876    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 39

this is all fun and games but you gotta go outside and breathe the fucking air to live, this shit ain't real, this is the fucking illusory realm, this is the realm of spectacle and unsuppressed urges man, this is 100% performance, none of this means jack shit, peel your fucking eyes away

24.11.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 892    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

07.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4071    πŸ” 1868    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 84

reposting again. this has sort of stagnated and i really need any help i can get while I’m unemployed and looking for work. please repost/help if you can

#transmutualaid
#helpsky
#MArequest

19.11.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE TRANS AGENDA IS TO KEEP MY F*CKING FRIENDS ALIVE

sol rios

At 2pm and 2am. Sleep,

I remember you. Please, wait for me.

I send out 7 reminders to eat a day.

Like little paper lifeboats.

It's nothing. And it keeps me afloat. I forget to eat too.

I need company for my shot. 3ml of Estradiol over facetime.

I tell my friend I'm being a baby about it, she says woman up.

Daylight savings swallows up the hour in question.

I was going to sit in the bathtub until you responded.

And I need you to keep you alive for me. Just until Thursday.

Just through to 6 am. I can send you 14 dollars for soup. I can lend you my ears. You'll need both hands to hold a heart. Your razor clinking against the counter.

In a dream I almost slip into, I reach through the phone and hide the blade

in my open palm, before you notice. Text me, I say. In the morning. I love you.

I need you alive. We can figure out the rest tomorrow. With or without sleep. With or without the light of the morning.

THE TRANS AGENDA IS TO KEEP MY F*CKING FRIENDS ALIVE sol rios At 2pm and 2am. Sleep, I remember you. Please, wait for me. I send out 7 reminders to eat a day. Like little paper lifeboats. It's nothing. And it keeps me afloat. I forget to eat too. I need company for my shot. 3ml of Estradiol over facetime. I tell my friend I'm being a baby about it, she says woman up. Daylight savings swallows up the hour in question. I was going to sit in the bathtub until you responded. And I need you to keep you alive for me. Just until Thursday. Just through to 6 am. I can send you 14 dollars for soup. I can lend you my ears. You'll need both hands to hold a heart. Your razor clinking against the counter. In a dream I almost slip into, I reach through the phone and hide the blade in my open palm, before you notice. Text me, I say. In the morning. I love you. I need you alive. We can figure out the rest tomorrow. With or without sleep. With or without the light of the morning.

poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

14.03.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2434    πŸ” 1046    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 16

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, I would have you remember that there are trans people alive who need your action now, not your reflective words later.

Remembering us is not enough.

20.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1464    πŸ” 785    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 11
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it happened to me. it all clicked in one night but i psyched myself out for this exact reason and didn't transition for another like four years

19.11.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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it is 1040am and I have done nothing at work but look at my phone

19.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ouuuughhhhhhhhhhh

19.11.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
tower of oats

tower of oats

get your yummy up

18.11.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you're right this art *is* raw
raw as fuck even

18.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me being dicked down: haha :) yay :)

18.11.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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after deep consideration how to obtain Baja Blast syrup, I have decided to opt for "put three cans' worth in a tray in the convection oven on low", which will dehydrate it to the level I want without boiling the heat-sensitive flavors.

as a side effect, it will humidify the house with Baja Blast

12.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a timeless look because the e in emo stands for eternal.

17.11.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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