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Rob The Ambulance

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Dad of three kids and a cocker spaniel. Does ambulance stuff for a living. Lapsed wargamer and role player.

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Once took a lady to a hospice in an ambulance with her rather extensive gin collection. Told us she had no intention of leaving it to her family.

12.11.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Attributed to Oscar Wilde I believe

12.11.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly the example I was thinking of.

09.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bending the planning rules since 1385. The king gave him permission to crenelate his manor house not build a castle.

09.11.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The author, Gerald Semour has a habbit of pulling the rug out from under you in the last chapter

07.11.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that snags were sausages?

04.11.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone used to be very sceptical of botox, now nobody raises an eyebrow.

24.10.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it will still happen if you are asleep or awake.
Look after yourself.

15.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this is a French village may I suggest adding a boules pitch, a war memorial and pissoir.

13.10.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Inside the Chieftain's Hatch: T-13
YouTube video by The Chieftain Inside the Chieftain's Hatch: T-13

Weirdly I saw a video on this tank last month
youtu.be/pCLqwhz5YKE?...

08.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Im an middle aged straight guy who bought the original beaky marines when they were first released. I just want to say nice paint job and I wish I was as good an artist as you.

07.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have elevator pitch about a girl who subverts her film maker dad's "cabin in the woods" horror movie into a fairy tale about love, redemption and acceptance.

17.09.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had an 11 year old lad ask me this. After some thought I told him.

What happens when people don't ask for help in time.

13.09.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm an Associate Ambulance Practioner. When I do CPR I turn on the metronome on the lifepack

04.09.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Womble Harmer 40 kilos

03.09.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll never get to heaven on a boy scouts knee 'cos a boy scouts knees to knoblly

07.08.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was Tim, Tim,
Sniffing all the Vim
in the stores, in the stores

07.08.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was Grace, Grace
Eating salmon paste
In the stores,
In the stores.

07.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Box cover of the Aftermath! RPG from FGU. A man is carrying an M16, and a woman stands behind him, holding a pistol. On the floor is a human skull and a yellow road sign with the word DEAD lays in the rubble.

Box cover of the Aftermath! RPG from FGU. A man is carrying an M16, and a woman stands behind him, holding a pistol. On the floor is a human skull and a yellow road sign with the word DEAD lays in the rubble.

I played a lot of this at secondary school with my friends, probably more than anything else. In my defence, it was the 80s, and we didn't expect to graduate before they dropped the bomb.
The guy who ran our main campaign died a few years ago, and it still makes me think of him.
Rest easy Chris.

25.07.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this idea was dead? The cost of charging the minority of patients who would pay for an appointment would swallow up most of the revenue.

18.07.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely you can't be serious

05.07.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm too scared to google that

29.06.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paint skin first, then work upwards like you're getting dressed, shirt before coat, coat before armour.
Paint bright colours and tone them down with a wash.
You are aiming for your minitures to be "Three feet fabulous"
That's how far away you will be looking at it on the tabletop.

29.06.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You tease

28.06.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ranby, lovely fellow, mostly. Terrible temper after a few sherberts, don't mention his ex either.

21.06.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

13.06.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many of the weapon sprues will be in a box please?

13.06.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was!

11.06.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wad that taken from a Canberra? #rafluton

11.06.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the only site I would go back to twitter for.

03.06.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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