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Chrissy Wiley

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Sr. Product Manager at Wizards of the Coast ๐Ÿšจ May contain satire. Views are my own ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒ‹โš’๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿฉตโ˜ฎ๏ธ

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6โ€™2โ€ here. My head is at 45 degrees when I wash my hands.

01.03.2026 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yikes !!! ๐Ÿซฃ

01.03.2026 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was working with a guy from Florida that day. The shaking started and I calmly walked over to a door frame and was body-checked by him running at top speed toward the exit. ๐Ÿคฃ

01.03.2026 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This aged well. Note the author.

28.02.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15992    ๐Ÿ” 6197    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 547    ๐Ÿ“Œ 358
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36613    ๐Ÿ” 11852    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 491    ๐Ÿ“Œ 798

The proof is the nature of this man and the ability to do simple math.

27.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The administration plans to claim that "China interfered in the 2020 election as a basis to declare a national emergency that would unlock extraordinary presidential power"โ€”mandating voter ID and banning mail-in ballots.

The premise, it almost goes without saying, is a total lie. trib.al/ofsnVi2

27.02.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Greta's on Newsmax now?
What a humiliating downward spiral she's had.

25.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they fear that old white conservative men will be overrun, then I'm all bloody for it. ๐Ÿซก

24.02.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let them eat beans.

24.02.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

Hey everyone!

Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!

But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.

I just resorted our list to put those on the top.

Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

03.02.2026 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4510    ๐Ÿ” 2767    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 97

Same fam ๐Ÿ’–

13.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Srsly ๐Ÿ™„

13.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He blocked us both! ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.02.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mortarion, Demon Primarch of Nurgle

Mortarion, Demon Primarch of Nurgle

Three down.

13.02.2026 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜†

13.02.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did! ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽจ

13.02.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Pentagon is removing thousands of transgender troops under Hegseth's anti-DEI push

www.npr.org/2026/02/...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

13.02.2026 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BOO!!!

12.02.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Money is a hell of a drug.

12.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY LINKS!?!?!"

-Pam Bondi probably.

12.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She tried so hard to avoid perjury but then went a did a perjury. ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.02.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mortarion, Angron, and Magnus surround a partially assembled Fulgrim, with a Tyranid and Titus for scale.

Mortarion, Angron, and Magnus surround a partially assembled Fulgrim, with a Tyranid and Titus for scale.

The Primarchs of Chaos gather to witness the apotheosis of their brother Fulgrim.
Titus and Tyranid for scale.

#warhammerpainting #warhammercommunity #Titus #Chaos #Primarch #40k

12.02.2026 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Games Workshop has never made an official mini of The Emperor, but MM sells a 3D printed custom model.

12.02.2026 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also have the Major Minis Big E waiting on deck too. ๐Ÿ˜…

11.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It was a gorgeous day ๐Ÿ”๏ธ

11.02.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lieutenant Titus and a Tryranid Hormagaunt

Lieutenant Titus and a Tryranid Hormagaunt

Lieutenant Titus and a Tryranid Hormagaunt

Lieutenant Titus and a Tryranid Hormagaunt

I took a break from the demons and did a smaller model as a palette cleanser before diving into Fulgrim.
Hereโ€™s my take on Lieutenant Titus, bravely facing off against one of my wifeโ€™s beautiful Tyranids.

#warhammerpainting #40k #nerdlings #spacemarine2 #warhammercommunity

11.02.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

10.02.2026 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53379    ๐Ÿ” 16917    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1158    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1343

Thank you, woman who got us here.

05.02.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember this when you read about how smart Jeff is.

05.02.2026 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0