The Artist Currently Known As Phil

Turn that number upside down and you get 0666901. Or "Oh! 666 '91", an obvious sign the Antichrist was born in 1991.

Anyway, this is why trans women should not play professional billiards, or whatever my original argument was supposed to be.

*do your own research!

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Zohran's birthday is 10/18/1991. If you subtract 9112001 from 10181991 you get 1069990. Right in the middle is "69" proving that the WTC attacks were a joke to him. But it gets more chilling!

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Here is my undeniable proof* that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is the Antichrist and was responsible for 9/11!

Zohran had been 10 years old for 24 days when 9/11 happened. There are 10 Commandments, and the show "24" was all about terrorism.

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Zohran's birthday is 10/18/1991. If you subtract 9112001 from 10181991 you get 1069990. Right in the middle is "69" proving that the WTC attacks were a joke to him. But it gets more chilling! Turn that number upside down and you get 0666901. (2/3)

Anyway, this is why trans women should not play professional billiards, or whatever my original argument was supposed to be.

*Do your own research!

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Zohrans birthday is 10/18/1991. If you subtract 9112001 from 10181991 you get 1069990. In the middle is "69" proving that the WTC attacks were a joke to him. But it gets more chilling! Turn it upside down and you get 0666901. Or "Oh! 666 '91", an obvious sign the Antichrist was born in 1991. (2/3)

@jimmykimmel.com should run for president, just because it would piss off Trump

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Ok props to whoever made this account

“The radical left has done tremendous damage to the country”

"The MAGA Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them"

Only one of these is bad to say, apparently FREE @jimmykimmel.com !

When I'm an asshole, friends tell me. Why didn't one of his friends say "Hey Charlie, maybe stop being a prick"?

We can't just be shooting everyone that acts shitty. I'll have no one left to hang out with if we do that.

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"Some hate can’t be negotiated out."

What's the solution? Sure, Kirk was a dick. Perhaps he was just playing a character, but anyway that's how he portrayed himself. He didn't need to be shot though.

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If this really is the only "evidence" the roommate is trans, the entire investigative team needs to be replaced

Please tell me this isn't the only "evidence" of them being trans. Even for MAGA, that's just too stupid.

Did they not...fucking ASK THEM if they're trans?!

It doesn't matter to me whether they are or not, but obviously it matters a lot to some people!

I made a bumper sticker! www.zazzle.com/8647_bumper_... #8647 #FuckTrump #TrumpSucks

This is not the original, I had to fix it so the knights are labeled properly!

This makes me feel old, but it bet it makes you feel even older

LIberty MUtual = Limu. Limu Emu. I just got that! @libertymutual.com

With so many bishops and Cardinals and priests in the Vatican right now, choir boys all over the world are probably sighing in relief.

I love Jon Stewart but I've been comparing the #Trump presidency to pro wrestling since 2016.

HuffPost Chris Christie Leaves No Doubt

a dark day for ska

I can't compete in the giant robot fight club because I was attacked by a hammock and a birdhouse.

It's just like the old Gypsy woman predicted!

#standwithukraine #fucktrump

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Your source for all your #BuyNothingDay shopping needs!

AKA a joke that took WAY too long to set up because cafepress sucks.

www.cafepress.com/shop/BuyNoth...

Bianca is divorcing Kanye West. Kanye says he's surprised. "I did Nazi this coming".

Wow, that is incredible. You have a girlfriend?!

We now live in a world where a guy who's won two dozen Grammy Awards is selling a swastika t-shirt, and that's not in the top 10 dumbest things that's happened in the past week.

2025 USA = 2000 WCW