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MINNEAPOLIS ALSO: SAINT PAUL This is the ideal BlueSky bio. You should copy it. ALT: Circle is hot dog man putting ketchup on himself. Banner is me as Jimmy Carter

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a black and white animal with white spots on it 's fur Alt: a black and white animal with white spots on it 's fur. It is a tapir
06.03.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Popular but still underrated tweet

06.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nicollet'd and Des Moines'd?

06.03.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit!

06.03.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
bald clown sitting at a table in an Edward hopper painting 

He’s pensive 
And is smoking

bald clown sitting at a table in an Edward hopper painting He’s pensive And is smoking

Reading the news

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MS NOW confirms Corey Lewandowski is also out at DHS.

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When your local newspaper rebrands to cover the whole state then repeatedly can’t distribute the print edition because of problems in Iowa where they moved production to cut costs, you’ve been …

NICKLED AND DES MOINES’D

06.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is ALWAYS Iowa

06.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In general it’s such a mess that so many big city midwestern papers have moved their production so far away from their respective cities

06.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can he at least swing the bat with both hands and make it look like he's trying

06.03.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I hope no one in Minnesota wanted their Star Tribune tomorrow because they never made it out of Iowa.

06.03.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Makes more sense. The production work here should be straightforward unless the software glitches or something

06.03.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s in Iowa per a mutual who delivers papers!

06.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been told over and over in no uncertain terms that the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome was the last enclosed multipurpose stadium to be constructed. Maybe that was in the U.S.

06.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

They said the Tokyo Dome was modeled after the Metrodome in Minneapolis. I thought that was awesome!

06.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An update on your newspaper delivery.
7:05 AM.
The Minnesota Star Tribune.
Hello-
Because of an overnight production issue, today's printed edition of the Minnesota Star Tribune will arrive later than your normal delivery time.
Note: Edition, the digital replica of the Minnesota Star Tribune paper, is available now.
Read today's eEdition
And the latest news is always available at StarTribune.com, 24/7.

An update on your newspaper delivery. 7:05 AM. The Minnesota Star Tribune. Hello- Because of an overnight production issue, today's printed edition of the Minnesota Star Tribune will arrive later than your normal delivery time. Note: Edition, the digital replica of the Minnesota Star Tribune paper, is available now. Read today's eEdition And the latest news is always available at StarTribune.com, 24/7.

Production problem is delaying today’s print issue of The Minnesota Star Tribune. They don’t say whether the problem is in Iowa or Minnesota.

06.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Just so you know, loons are our provincial bird in Minnesota. They are known for defending their chicks by stabbing intruding bald eagles through the heart with their beak.

Loons are metal and Minnesota is Canada. 🍁

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Another reason to get away from Google & Microslop browsers: Firefox now has a setting to completely block AI

06.03.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thomas Annan. Glasgow. 1868.

06.03.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
New Wave bands try to avoid boredom.

New Wave bands try to avoid boredom.

With the biggest early splash in local pages in this Tim Carr preview of Talking Heads at the Longhorn, published in the Minneapolis Tribune Oct. 21, 1977, shortly after his Flamingo writeup.

06.03.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"New Wave" was just creeping into the alt-weekly and daily newspaper lexicon around then. The earliest mention in a non-generic music context I see is the August 5, 1977 edition of Twin Cities Reader, in a Tim Holmes review of Mink DeVille, AND a classified ad seeking a drummer for a New Wave group.

06.03.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of band performing.  From left to right: Steve Brantseg, Robert Wilkinson, and Joseph Pettini.  Performance at the Schooner March 4, 2026.

Photo of band performing. From left to right: Steve Brantseg, Robert Wilkinson, and Joseph Pettini. Performance at the Schooner March 4, 2026.

Last night Robert Wilkinson told a story at the Schooner about going into Oarfolk in 1977 and Peter Jesperson gave him a taped copy of David Bowie’s new single β€œHeroes.” A week later, Robert had his band Flamingo covering Heroes, and Robert has been playing the song ever since, including last night.

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The front page of today's Chicago Tribune. Read the e-edition here:Β trib.al/rLERlxc

06.03.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
We are looking at a close up of an illuminated letter showing a very chirpy lion as a standard bearer. He is holding a standard with a fleur-de-lys on it.

We are looking at a close up of an illuminated letter showing a very chirpy lion as a standard bearer. He is holding a standard with a fleur-de-lys on it.

Get out your heraldic standards!

It's Friday!

06.03.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published

1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series

1997 - BBC remake

2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added

2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap

2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next

06.03.2026 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1354    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

Started saying "grok is this true" whenever anyone tells me anything I don't want to hear.

06.03.2026 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the year 2019 fox all rights reserved Alt: a close up of Edward Norton's expressionless face lit by a running copy machine

My desire to wake up fully, get out of bed, and do something productive is completely kneecapped by me catching up on the overnight news developments πŸ˜’

06.03.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer.

🧡 1/5

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