ok it’s been a while since SNL has had a sketch that I not only laughed at but can also edge and goon out to thank you Connor Storie
05.03.2026 19:14 —
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fired, broke, nasty and irrelevant is a start though
05.03.2026 19:03 —
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y’all had me thinking Kristi Gnome genuinely died smh
05.03.2026 19:01 —
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me sitting in my blue collar work gear with my sweaty blue socked feet kicked up on a chair in your face
me sitting in the same blue collar work gear, blue socked feet kicked up, this time ankles crossed, and I’m flipping you off.
put a sock in it, and subscribe.
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05.03.2026 17:17 —
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heyyyy zaddy you ever top a crazy bitch before
05.03.2026 16:39 —
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skyline forgive me for I know not what I say I’m just a freak with ADHD and a caffeine sensitivity 🙂↕️
05.03.2026 16:38 —
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okay manic episode concluding in 5 4 3 2 1 lemme lock in
05.03.2026 16:38 —
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go bragh!
05.03.2026 15:13 —
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my dreams are so fkn lucid lately I just hung out with Jacob Elordi and then started levitating
05.03.2026 15:12 —
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at least everyone seems to have learned to pronounce Iran
05.03.2026 11:36 —
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love trans ppl BOOTS but what about me serves up that
05.03.2026 04:46 —
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why does my algorithm across multiple platforms think I am trans
05.03.2026 04:46 —
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can I just be a cooked gooner in peace why everybody gotta know what this dick do it does nothing I’m too far gone I need you to pretend you’re Willy Wonka
05.03.2026 04:12 —
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horrific user interface at least in my experience but they do let you piss and fart and pretend to be hypnotized unlike OF
05.03.2026 04:11 —
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scam(?) sex toy company hitting me up to test their products and its strap ons and those dildos that go into your hole AND vagina… girl I’m cisgendered
05.03.2026 04:07 —
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an Australian owned company would never do this I’m just saying
05.03.2026 02:52 —
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clearly disembodied unworn boot btw
05.03.2026 02:52 —
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just got suspended on onlyfans for imagery of a boot stepping on my balls can we get any softer as a society
05.03.2026 02:51 —
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fair enough
05.03.2026 01:31 —
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national park service uniform but in leather……
04.03.2026 18:34 —
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my gangstalking anthem RIP Aaliyah
04.03.2026 23:03 —
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boy I gotta watch my back
cuz I’m not just anybody
04.03.2026 23:02 —
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not the backrooms entity streaming Mary Whiton Calkins
04.03.2026 22:24 —
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I swear to God my Julie Ragbeer mug just vanished into thin air while I was holding it… somehow between getting out of the truck and walking into the house ???
04.03.2026 22:03 —
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U=U is truly a marvel of modern science like I love that for us
04.03.2026 20:58 —
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and how could I forget rolling at the boots
04.03.2026 20:49 —
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hi I’m Kevin I like working at my job, making music, smoking weed, gooning it crazy style, spraining my ankle, and gaining followers 💖
04.03.2026 20:48 —
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my ex was and it’s not for the faint of heart he once found a live crawfish in a waterbloated corpse’s hole
04.03.2026 20:31 —
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🥵
04.03.2026 19:56 —
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can we get a full pic
04.03.2026 19:29 —
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